Sometimes when I get out of the shower and put on underwear, my foot is slightly too damp and catches the fabric and I almost fall over.
I'm going real far, guys.
I'm a working class mother running for Congress on a VERY progressive platform.
I *already* WON my primary.
In November, I'll face Tony Cárdenas, a weak incumbent who's funded by big pharma & health insurance companies.
RT + Like this, & follow me if you want to support me!
@CaraSantaMaria Disappointed he didn't talk about battery safety or device security. Originally, the battery was supposed to attach behind the ear and be easily removable, this iteration discussed relies on an internal battery. Yikes.
@CaraSantaMaria Me and my nerdy group of buddies are so pumped for this. It's a common inside joke to replace "when pigs fly" with "when the James Webb flies".
@waldnebel_ Yeah, I've noticed an increase in establishment tweets in wouldn't normally see after that no comrade under 1k hashtag went big. Can't trust these mfers.