Aaron Parker

I'm a father, writer, and veteran. I like to read, write, shoot and ride my Harley. I'm complicated. | he/him/his

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

Everyone thinks I'm mad all the time. But there are only a few things that upset me when they're on my mind.

(Drop a beat)

I'm mad at the Church for crushing my self worth.
I'm mad at people still trying to force their views on me. I have my own path, why can't YOU see?

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

Hey @Roku your backdrop application for the TV disables audio to your HDMI ports. Might wanna look at that.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

Hey @hbomax if I have an account with different profiles, why am I seeing the stuff the other profiles watched? I haven't watched Lanterns yet, but according to you I've seen three episodes.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@DoorDash why did my meal, that I ordered from Chilli's, sit at Panda Express for TWENTY MINUTES? This isn't even the third time this has happened. I just cancelled my Dashpass. I'll be using @UberEats from now on.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

We should add @hulu to the boycott.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

My coolest stats during War of the Nine Realms of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/NhvYFSCVjf

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

Check out my best SNAP STATS of the year in the #MARVELSNAP Annual Recap!https://t.co/q0K2puqoZG

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@Escoseason96 @RJK68631029 @Mellomom2U @LucyInTheSkybox @Angry_Staffer @MAGA4Life13 Not everyone is Christian.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@CorkYou @JoJoFromJerz They did just get left in the desert...

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@HBO why can your app not register that I've watched an episode of something? I shouldn't have to hunt for the last episode I watched.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@AnnaRMatson Impact Plastics did the same thing in Tennessee. I think 11 people got lost, with 2 that actually died the last time I checked. Companies should know better than this.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

My coolest stats during The Amazing Spider-Season of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/HAQpNPLDND

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@MarkHamill Today is my oldest's 18th birthday. Unfortunately they are not a SW fan.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@StatisticLies @plutogirll @dicksp8jr The Republican candidate is literally a former reality TV star ...

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@BDNTWLGIO @TheRickWilson You have earned a follower. This thread was great to read.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@elonmusk That article was an opinion piece and published in 2019.

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[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@AlinaHabba Nope.

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

@TooMuchSassForX @Maggie33643990 @gtconway3d You keep using the same image like you're winning with it... Is that all you got? (Bet you say something like "cry" and post the same thing again.)

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

My coolest stats during Young Avengers Season of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/wGkgIpbIdv

[Aaron Parker @amhparker]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary