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[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[maya @mayareminders]

Knowing you operate in good faith and people will still hate or misunderstand you but you are free

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[Will Quinn @willquinnart]

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

[g @34rths]

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

[nadine (mood stabilized era) @fakenadine]

does anybody else have an irrational contempt for graza olive oil. olive oil should be in a glass bottle with an italian man on it not a squirt bottle

[BRE @brebreromi]

How much hair each size of my invention can hold:

[🦭✪ @levantinemarx]

Me girl me stupid!!! 💗Boyfriend man💗 man smart 💗💗💗💗 boyfriend better than me girl 💗🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

[steph @pxnsy]

wondering why my skin was so bad in 2016 mind you i was using witch hazel as a toner st ives charcoal scrub as a cleanser the mario badescu spray and then combining apple cider vinegar and the aztec clay as a mask

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I want an OLD SCHOOL beach day! I wanna set up early and be there all mf day. I wanna fall asleep & wake up and each a sammich and each bite have a lil sand in it. Then I wanna make a sand castle than rinse off and play with the boogie board. Then I wanna go back to the hotel take a hot ass shower

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

european tourists on vacation in the states have access to exclusive jean-ripping and stitching technology that nobody else in the world does

[amia ☆〜（ゝ。∂） @amiarich]

@Weapon_XReject @judithslutler69 @morallawwithin https://t.co/8CarIHveD8

[Nate @thenatewolf]

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

the concept of unskilled labour is a capitalist myth used to justify paying huge swathes of society poverty wages

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

do NOT fly while congested I was taking minecraft tick damage for all 30,000 feet of our descent. I’m talking ergh… ough... augh…

[777 @_garrettcharles]

Whole Foods doesn’t even sell pearl onions anymore which is a great look at where we are in society

[Async @0xAsync]

No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.