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I have worked so hard to give you guys joy and be beloved

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

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@DaveDaucher @davidfolkenflik Newsmax has got all of that covered already. Why duplicate?

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@Brocklesnitch It turns out that it’s funnier with the sound on

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@MomOf2Js78 @Tasmaniac____ @daltine_cracker It’s quite the villain origin story

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@ProfRobAnderson I for one appreciate the judge who adheres to both horizontal stare decisis and virtual stare decisis

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@Syrup_Tishus We mustn't dwell

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@RepJackKimble Invest in a scope

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@bookgirlnc @KenShepherd "He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine." It's pro-Matthew Conley. No doubt about that.

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@lettpoupette She's inspirational

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@Dg_N07 Just so we're clear, you're not saying that that we should create a Martina McBride channel and make a point of streaming her music because we hate cancel culture.

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@TennantRob I don’t always state the obvious, I swear.

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@TennantRob I know, right?

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@RollingStone I’m sure none of these reply guys would ever hit a woman. Every one of them is a perfect gentlemen when they’re not online accusing other men of having conjugal relations with their own mothers.

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She thinks “Independence Day” is about… America. I guess in 2026 the case could be made given we elected an Abusive Orange Daddy, but I doubt that’s what she’s trying to say here.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

The woman who got rich and famous off of the song Independence Day won’t show up for the 250th anniversary of America on the National Mall in Washington D.C.? And then used some PR firm to put out this copy and paste
statement ? Pathetic.

[Acapellant @amicustard]

This should be Brady list material. “You have a history of doubling down when you make a mistake, honest or otherwise. Isn’t that right?”

[New York Post @nypost]

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

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@buitengebieden It's all fun and games until the food runs out

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I hope Kirby is getting paid here

[Man Cereal @eatmancereal]

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@lucyshow11 Impressive AI, but only Nancy, Goldie, and Ruth actually performed this.

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In 2026 the opposite is true. Mr. Wonderful is living in the past. https://t.co/QKA09pXLU1

[Yonan @yonann]

Kevin O'Leary says Apple's genius is making people pay 5x more for a laptop they could buy for $350

"you can buy an Apple laptop, average price about $1,800, or you can buy the same functionality for $350 on a Windows laptop"

"but you still pay $1,800. Why? Brand"

"you're paying a 5x multiple in some cases for something that is exactly like a Windows machine"

"I put that out to people, they say, yeah, but it's not an Apple. So there is the genius of Jobs"