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I have worked so hard to give you guys joy and be beloved

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@Emma_224vi That’s easy

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@vicdibitetto I’ve heard of legs that go all the way up, but never ribs that go all the way down.

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@SlenderSherbet "How do you do, fellow cats?"

[The Kiffness @TheKiffness]

Ok, I guess now is a good time to announce my return to X... Burp! Enjoy.

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@SaintRPh Not River Cartwright, though. He's more of a hapless everyman barely keeping his head above water (which is a way more challenging role than 007).

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@ajc It’s as if no one trusts Trump’s postal service

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@piriharas She can fix him

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@BadLegalTakes The Chewbacca reply is undefeated.

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@ATLIEN_ATTY In the old days they would put in the order that you might be entitled to an out-of-time appeal. That doesn’t work anymore (usually), but there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

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If an indigent appellant with appointed counsel in a criminal case fails to file a brief in the Court of Appeals, the appeal should be remanded for appointment of replacement counsel instead of dismissed as “abandoned.”

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@catdaly Attention to detail, et cetera.

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@RealOxfordComma The omission of the Oxford comma invites extraneous analysis of form to verify the technical correctness of the omission before moving on. Include the comma and the reader has no reason to pause. On the other hand, if you like being a chore for others to consume, then you do you.

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@Freya_433 @Aarv_here10 To be fair, you told everyone to get it wrong.

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@ASFleischman *clothes on (sigh)

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@ASFleischman Apparently it'll also be the most blissful decision you can make with your clothes so long as you don't let Pastor DiPrima's meddling get in the way.

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@3YearLetterman An octogenerational run, I’d say

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@scottjshapiro @OrinKerr You must not follow Paula Abdul.

[Paula Abdul @PaulaAbdul]

"Life is made up of constant calls to action." --Billings Learned Hand www.PaulaAbdul.com

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@ASFleischman I find "there must be something wrong with her" trumps the FOMO

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That's a shame, but a true patriot would suppress her feelings of betrayal instead of broadcasting that the leopards ate *her* face.

[Thelma Louise @iamthelmalouise]

💔💔💔 This was wrong...

[Acapellant @amicustard]

Still valid

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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