Amira (she/her)

excessive use of superlatives

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

I am the antagonist of my own life story

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@honeyjarhajar

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I think someone should’ve tried domesticating bears 10,000 years ago. We really missed the mark with that. Could be cuddled up with a bear right now but whatever.

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@theekaylanae @anabnormalmofo @siyyaninaas She didn’t shape shift, she got torn up by barbed wire

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Five tickets for the Barbie movie

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

“i’m allergic to cats” You’re a coward. You have no willpower

[Jay Arnold @JayArnoldTX]

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

[The Sex Lives of College Girls @SexLivesOnMax]

there’s a lottttt to unpack for the SEASON FINALE besties… let’s discuss ⬇️

[Safia Latif @safialatif]

Who would like me to do another cat painting?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I voted tonight against the $858 billion Pentagon budget, which is 10% more than last year. At a time when we spend more than the next 11 nations combined on defense, we should invest in health care, jobs, housing and education – not more weapons of destruction.

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@honeyjarhajar Those raspberries look like jewelsss

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@rohmontgomery Crunchy sound

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@sarahclazarus Read this as DUI and was very confused

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

Noodle passed away yesterday. The sweet old man brought us all so much joy, celebrate him today and celebrate your own babies at home. Please allow Jonathan the space to grieve and keep him and his close ones in your hearts today.

[zae @itszaeok]

the sex lives of college girls needs hour long episodes and im being so serious

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

this is the last day you can post this

[hard mike VIII @buffetbreaker]

my son is watching some movie where peoples fingers turn into hot dogs and he’s sobbing like a baby at the hot dog fingers I had to leave the room. I don’t know if I can love him anymore.

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

Is it really thanksgiving if the whole fam isn’t roasting “that one cousin” at the dinner table

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

@emmaahhhg To listen to as Twitter dies

[Amira (she/her) @amirasiddique]

Hey Siri, play “As the World Caves In” by Matt Maltese