THIS IS INSANE 🤯
Argentine rapper Bizarrap who gave Man Of The Match trophy to Messi:
"Yesterday they told me that I had to give the award to Messi"
* PAUSES AND REALISES HE ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED CORRUPTION *
"Or to whoever the player of the match is"
Tgk Argentina hari ni, teringat pula prime corruption zaman Barca menang UCL dulu².
Sapa ingat game UCL, Chelsea vs Barcelona? Clearly byk gila foul dan beberapa penalty yg patut bg pd Chelsea, tp tak dpt. Sampai mengamuk Drogba kt camera lps habis game.
Hopefully Argentina melingkup mcm Barca lepas Messi pencen ni.
Adik adik gen z, dengar cakap i.
First, sapu Nivea creme dekat pelipat, ketiak, celah kangkang, siku yang gelap tu. Then biarkan 10 mins. Pastu, lap guna Brighty toner glycolic acid.
Daki hitam, berkerak kat situ goneee siap pakej putih bersih lagi. Ketiak pun tak berbau! 👍🏻
Man to man
.. Tolonglah cut sugar, minum air kosong dan exercise. Bukan setakat berat turun, tapi dapat sekali dengan pakej skin cantik dan glowing. Tak payah dah pakai skincare mahal-mahal. Believe me. I said what I said.
Riba dah rogol otak Jepun that they despise other people being happy.
Sama macam China dan Korea.
Sebab tu aku benci capitalists dari east asia, work life balance depa tak suka. Kerja sampai mati macam robot.
Kita jangan normalise work culture mcm ni. Keep them there.
Un neurólogo dijo:
“Saca la lengua durante 40 segundos; esto elimina el cortisol más rápido que cualquier pastilla o ejercicio de respiración.
Big Pharm está entrando en pánico:🧵