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[amison @amisonbones]

Good 4 him

[amison @amisonbones]

Why haven’t we evolved the practice of putting air in our tires…like make it better it’s so dumb and old right now guys

[amison @amisonbones]

Bro tom Brady is hot

[amison @amisonbones]

Second date and this guy is now stocking his fridge with oat milk so I can make myself a coffee in the morning 😍 #bareminimum

[amison @amisonbones]

@lexiimarquez Omg I just tweeted this similar vibe swear I wasn’t copying lol

[amison @amisonbones]

I feel like it’s more acceptable to fart in public now that we are all wearing masks

[amison @amisonbones]

My Spotify Daily Mix 1 is so confused and I don’t blame it

[amison @amisonbones]

When u brush your teeth which quadrant do you start with? Bottom right for me

[amison @amisonbones]

@IAmRecoyle Honestly might as well

[amison @amisonbones]

First time back on hinge in months and it glitched when I responded to this cute guy so I tried to rewrite my message (which I couldn’t remember) and now I look absolutely crazygirl

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

If you’re overthinking, write.

If you’re underthinking, read.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Stunning—670,000 white flags 🏳 flying in Washington DC. You can guess what they stand for during this pandemic - that is 1 flag for every 500 people. Let that sink in. Let that motivate us all to end this. #COVID19

[amison @amisonbones]

I’ve run in to multiple instances where the definition of a word I don’t know is just another word I don’t know. I’m ready for Elon musk microchip where we don’t need words and can just brain wave to each other

[amison @amisonbones]

@hann_394 It’s all a monotonous capitalist scam

[amison @amisonbones]

@hann_394 Omg same

[amison @amisonbones]

@hann_394 They make him seem worse but he was always a little shady

[amison @amisonbones]

@hann_394 Did I tell u I went to high school w Thomas lol

[amison @amisonbones]

Still employed. 🥴

[amison @amisonbones]

I drove into work this morning feeling like I should quit and be a waitress, just bc monday vibes.
I drove home from work with massive anxiety that I may get fired tomorrow for melting something.
If it happens, that will be my sign to become a waitress ok guys

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just read a fascinating New York Times piece that claimed I’ve reached my free article limit for the month.