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[petey sticks @MettaWorldPeet]

All my homies hate mr peanut

[petey sticks @MettaWorldPeet]

@Browns @JeffDLowe Now win a game

[Game Notes @GameNotesBud]

WE GOT ANOTHER GOALIE TILT IN THE DUB 🤜 💥

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Every friend group has the Mr. beast, the Jason Statham, and the Sheik

[The aggreGATOR (Mittens) @JUSTcatmeme]

The internet is like a giant treasure hunt and sometimes you just happen to find some absolute GOLD

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad.
“Today, I will take life easy.”

[Kyle Jacobs @Ballhardimus]

Lately I've been feeling like John salmons.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen - Oregon pitcher hits a clump of dirt that flew off her cleat with the pitch and it explodes in mid-air

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Congratulations to the 51st State

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

At the what?

[dookie @babadoookie]

It’s almost been a year so imma tell the story bout how I watched my roommate die from stage 4 lung cancer

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[petey sticks @MettaWorldPeet]

@ScottHanson 🫡

[alixbugbug INACTIVE - find me @alixbugbug @alixbuginactive]

it’s friday

[Out of Context Bill Walton✌🏼 @NoContextWalton]

I am a woodpecker.

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court!

By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, LUIS ARRAEZ!!!!

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Master Hand on his way to whoop Mario’s ass: