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Zero-trust security for AI coding agents & MCP.

Protect secrets. Block dangerous tool calls.
Audit every action.

Open source ↓

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Async agents are the real unlock. But once the agent keeps working while you’re gone, “permission” can’t depend on a human being present.
It has to be enforced at runtime. 🔐
@theo @OpenAIDevs
https://t.co/fb2BNC11DE

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@bot The impressive part isn't that an AI can fill out a login.
The real breakthrough is whether it can cross the credential boundary without ever becoming the credential holder.
That's the security problem agentic AI actually has to solve.

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@DiscussingFilm Netflix is finally showing the scoreboard.
Now comes the uncomfortable part:
Will they actually play by the score? 👀

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@Wario64 $519.99 and the game isn't included?
Nintendo really said:
“The adventure begins at checkout.” 💀

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@Tesla Leaving more space is easy. Knowing when you need it is the intelligence test.

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@AdamSchefter “It was just a knee sprain”
bro got access to Mahomes’ MRI from the Reddit archives 💀

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@KobeissiLetter “Who has the best AI?” is already becoming the wrong question.
The leader changes before the market even finishes updating the leaderboard.
The real race is who can turn intelligence into infrastructure fastest.

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AI may be entering the age of proof abundance.
Now comes the harder problem: provenance abundance.
Who thought of it first?

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We’re sharing a solution to the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, one of the deepest problems at the frontier of mathematics.

The proof was produced by a group of agents, using an OpenAI next-generation model significantly more capable than GPT-6 Astra.

The problem concerns whether the description of smooth three-dimensional fluid motion modeled by the Navier-Stokes equations can break down. It has remained unresolved for roughly 90 years.

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@sama The wildest part isn't that AI found a solution.
It's that 10,000 agents can now become a temporary research institution.
The unit of scientific progress may be changing from “one brilliant mind” → “one coordinated intelligence system.

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@GoogleAIStudio AI can build your app in minutes.
The dangerous part is what you give it access to build with.
Agentic coding needs a security layer, not just a smarter model.

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@neonrated They made a movie about who gets to control AI — then Hollywood accidentally became part of the plot. 💀

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@DiscussingFilm 1977: “Can we make the impossible look real?”
2027: “Put it on the biggest screen we have.”
Cinema really came full circle.

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@XCreators Revenue Sharing paid for attention.
Original Content Rewards claims it will pay for originality.
September 25 decides which one X actually built.

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@opencode The real flex isn’t increasing the rate limit.
It’s making 429 stop being part of the developer experience

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@ngnchiikawa 寝るだけなのに、人生の伏線回収してるの好き。😭

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@SouthPark “South Park” was apparently too geographically specific. 💀

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@opencode Forget the font. We need a font that makes npm install errors look like successful deployments. 💀

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@ClaudeDevs Anthropic: “Fable 5.1 is cheaper.”
Users: “Great, can we actually use it?”
Anthropic: “That’ll be usage credits.” 💀

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@OpenAI Proof can be verified.
Provenance has to be reconstructed.
“We didn’t see their work” is a claim.
“We can’t rule out their data helped” is an admission of uncertainty.
So audit the boundary.

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@Nintendo Nintendo: “Happy 40th Anniversary Zelda!”
Fans: “Aww ❤️”
Nintendo: “Here’s the Switch 2, Pro Controller AND case.”
Fans: “...take my money.” 💀💸🔥

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@DiscussingFilm Bro said “peaked 28 years ago” like that’s an insult 💀
28 years later and Ocarina of Time is still getting people this mad. That’s the flex. 🔥🗿