Uncle Vader

Dad/Super-Villian/occasional hero. I'm not bad all of the time, sometimes. #villansrule + Darth Vader was just a miss understood father. #fact Think about it.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@SchollBeers @UTChicago Dear lord that was painful

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@AubreyJane601 Wow.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago You went to White Castle sober? What kind of dad are you?

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago @ChaseSupport Ewww Chase want you to slip into their DM

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago I got too high and now I can’t remember what we were talking about. Chicken? Noooo. Damn it, it want pizza...

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago Ok

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago That sounds made up

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Haha @Verizon you suck

[Luke @lukegxi]

Hey @Verizon @VerizonSupport I’ve been a customer for 7 years and spent over $11,000 with you. Stop jerking me around. I’ve been on hold for almost an hour and no one can help me? Bullshit. That’s the local number I dialed but I’ve been on hold with corporate this whole time

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Hahahaha

[Glenn E. Martin 🐐 @glennEmartin]

A brief history of US Presidents: 

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[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Thanks Sheik

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DONT BE A JABRONI. WEAR A MASK YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. #FuckCovid

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Concede today

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@Yamiche: "What do you say to Americans, especially immigrant Americans who came to the United States looking for political stability and seeing all the things that the president is doing?"

@JoeBiden: “Hang on. I’m on my way.”

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Wow

[Richard Signorelli 🌱🇺🇦 🌊 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @richsignorelli]

This is the person singlehandedly holding up an orderly transition in violation of the law and the Constitution.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago Nailed it. Or I think you nailed it. To nail, or not to nail, that is the question.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

@UTChicago You are the Kirby Jenner of the pizza world

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Bahahahaha

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dude. You lost.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Get some

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MeidasTouch is proud to welcome @semperdiced to share his perspectives through our platforms. DeMarcus is a military veteran speaking out against corruption.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Dunking on the President.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Donald Trump is the Washington Generals of election lawsuits

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Happy Veterans Day.

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Facts

[John Cusack @johncusack]

I don’t know if can overstate the fact that the Georgia run off are literally as important as the election -