Luke

Commercial real estate broker by day... Referee by night. a force for good.

[Luke @lukegxi]

Hey @Verizon @VerizonSupport I’ve been a customer for 7 years and spent over $11,000 with you. Stop jerking me around. I’ve been on hold for almost an hour and no one can help me? Bullshit. That’s the local number I dialed but I’ve been on hold with corporate this whole time

[Luke @lukegxi]

@CamelBak I’ve bought 3 water bottles this month from @target and ALL 3 have broken from being dropped. What are my options?

[Luke @lukegxi]

@E2TheBam I’m a commercial real estate broker and have been talking to restaurant owners. It sucks. If you talk to owners who have questions or need help let me know

[Uncle Vader @amithevillain]

Is it appropriate if you know someone is insane but you haven’t talked to them in a while to ask them if they are still crazy? Asking for a friend...

[Luke @lukegxi]

So after an hour and a half on hold with @DIRECTVService @DIRECTV I hung up. I refuse to follow DirecTV so I can't dm them. I'm canceling once I find a replacement. Maybe @Xfinity wants my biz?

[Luke @lukegxi]

@DIRECTV Yeah I can't because i don't follow you

[Luke @lukegxi]

Hey @DIRECTVService @DIRECTV I'm still on hold

[Luke @lukegxi]

@DIRECTVService Thanks WALT
V, I messaged you, where are you at?

[Luke @lukegxi]

@DIRECTVService your automated service said it would be a 5 minute hold time... Still on hold

[Luke @lukegxi]

Ok @DIRECTVService do you think I could have switched to @Xfinity in less time than I've been on hold?

[Luke @lukegxi]

Seriously @DIRECTV @DIRECTVService why is your customer service so horrible.

[Luke @lukegxi]

Whatcha doing in there @stpalmer ???

[Luke @lukegxi]

@AubreyJane601 @SchollBeers I prefer bourbon in a coffee thermos but wine is ok

[Luke @lukegxi]

WTF @Apple @AppleSupport my watch screen just popped off!!!

[Luke @lukegxi]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Marvel Future Fight @Marvel_FFightUS]

The X-Men are coming -- and here's the key art to prove it.

[Luke @lukegxi]

Failed @ManBQue experiment

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

First thought waking up: The NRA is murdering this country while the GOP gives it a back rub. Time for coffee!

[Luke @lukegxi]

Please let me win a shield. I love it. #Variant1Million @variantcomics @collectsideshow