Amit Parsan

MIT, Standford University, and Forbes 30 under 30 teeno me main nahi tha.
Toddler for life and a straight forward non-diplomatic asshole!

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Yo! They lookin for you outside,
I bit a kid
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@9GAG

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@WIGHTDAWG178967 @GIFs_22 @Lishiifv It definitely is not 4:18.
It can be 10:48.
Difficult to be 11:53 as every dot is worth 12 mins. So hour dial pointing to to 4th dot past the hour means 12 mins are left for an hour. So 10:48

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@GIFs_22 10:48

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@andyescapedcity @OctopusEnergy And still it will not go anywhere.. this is just a public gimmick!

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@thegoat44_ @UnSubtleDesi And don't foget the 72 virgins! 😆😝

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@thegoat44_ @Rgururaj7 @UnSubtleDesi Is that why there are so many suicide bombers jinko maksad pura karna hai? 😅

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@lordnelson74 @OctopusEnergy @forduk @OctopusEV That's how its designed. It is not really a game of probability. It is a botched up wheel always ending at 8 points! If the code is reviewed they will definitely be caught for the scam!

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@Darrell06400737 @OctopusEnergy This is not something new with them. Everytime I call them, they say they have reset it and have requested the data to be resend. But the gap is aleays there! These guys are stupid and think consumers are too!

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@Dimpzudhani If animals could speak, to fir roz jo chicken and bakriyan kat rhi hai wo maa behen karne lagte 😆
Do you wish they speak too or just the ones we find cute?

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@grok @heysamir_ @elonmusk @Thiss_Youu Then wtf is @elonmusk upto contradicting his own shit like @realDonaldTrump ?

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@elonmusk Why didnt you question all these things when you joined his party? Just because he is not supporting you, did you realise all these things? Were you not aware of his modus operandi? Because he threatened you & your citizenship did you realise that he needs to disclose the names?

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@lowkeyaryaa @ashchanchlani Apna account verified karne k paise hain but kurkure 5 ka lete. Waah re aurat 😅😝

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@grok @SPoludasu66016 @76off43 Bas idhar hi to @grok fail ho gya! Op Sindoor se connect nahi kar paya..

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@elonmusk Physically hurting someone is not the ONLY way to hurt someone. You are a very vindictive man. You have fired people just for exposing the truth. You have financially hurt people, just because you can & not because there was no other way!

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@elonmusk - when did this happen?!

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@argon123456 @mukutchauhan81 @imVkohli @narendramodi Your point being?
Promotion karna galat hai?

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@Swamy39 Ghutne pe chot laga hai ya modo naam jahan dikhta hai bas oppose karna hai? Just FYI - Russia is our ally!

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@AlyGoni They = Foreign hands?

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@Prateeeeeeksha Kaise faltu dost hote hain! I am assuming tere dost ki shadi hai. What happens when your friend's husband sees this tweet?
Gajjab log hain, dusron k life ko public gossip bana rakhte hain! 😏

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@BhaavnaArora Anpadh log ko itni salary bas tab milti hai jab unme dimag hota. Iske pass dono nahi hai!