Handy Dandy Andy

He/Him. Rough and Tumble Bad Boy. Cubs/Sox

[Handy Dandy Andy @amjerrick]

@ELPlethora Heidenreich

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@NotThatTomGreen Fill that belly up with air!!

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@HamptonAc_ This never happened

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@WireRacing Lmaooo we were paying $11k per month for my grandma in 2017

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@CrazyVibes_1 Good try grifter!

[Handy Dandy Andy @amjerrick]

@NickLutsko is going to have a field day. “Robert Kennedy will take your meat. So you better find a park that he won’t think of”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef:

"Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."

[Handy Dandy Andy @amjerrick]

Ripped a topps 26 blaster and this was the best card. Bang!! @CardPurchaser

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@luireigns Ok Mark McCool

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@BNightengale Yeah let’s trade our established gold-glove winning 5-war second baseman. Cmon dude

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My girlfriend can’t bring her purse into soldier field but some guy can bring a cheese grater and a block of parmigiano reggiano???

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Cairo Santos = MVP

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

We deserve this. We decided that competent government was boring, so now we get absolute ruin and a total clown show.

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@bullyb170 Van vs Taira in February/March. Winner gets Pantoja in the summer if he’s recovered.

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@DominickCruz So Van jumps on top and pummels a one-armed fighter until the ref waves it off??? I thought this was a parody account.

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@WonderbreadMMA Agreed. Bringing the whole family in and parading around like he went 25 hard minutes is lame.

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@aubrey_huff @BEmpress1984 Listen up liberal, my wife left me!

[Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice]

Honestly amazing how every illegal immigrant is simultaneously a destitute ward of the state AND fully approved for 30 year mortgages and soaking up all the quarter million dollar housing stock.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

[Handy Dandy Andy @amjerrick]

@venusianhunty Absolutely. I took six rides all around Dallas the week before Covid for maybe 40 bucks before tip.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The money that could solve all of our problems is being spent to generate Facebook slop