Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.
(Batman in JLA comics) It's too late Green Lantern. I've already prepared an anti willpower countermeasure for that ring. You'll be powerless in a minute
(Batman in his own comics) Calender Man has been kicking mh ass today Alfred
James Joyce would be flipping burgers if his editor barred him from his habit of describing Dublin sunsets and signposting Catholicism every couple of pages.
"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old
"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago