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[AML @AMLazareff]

@AndrewHires What support do they need? (From regular people)

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@AndrewHires Is LAFD on scene/in air?

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@AndrewHires Are residents able to get back in to Palisades Dr? Looking for 1700 block

[Lali @lalioficial]

Mi cerebro todo el día: bueno y ahora como algo y nos vamos a pasearQUEMIRABOBOANDAPASHABOBO....

[AML @AMLazareff]

@CodeineFridge @mcsweeneys nailed it https://t.co/SswEntPxQm

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It’s poetry. It’s bitcoin. It’s a poetry bitcoin combination. https://t.co/bpOaScBeIU @ellejacquesp

[AML @AMLazareff]

@askanyone I got a “I don’t eat sugar” once.

[LuchaLabs3 @LuchaLabs3]

Scientific Analysis of @TheRealMorrison #johnmorrison trailer in collaboration with @twcworldwide #prowrestling

[AML @AMLazareff]

No longer measuring quarantine in number of days days. Just feels like we’re only on play #2 of “What’s New Pussycat” @mulaney https://t.co/Gy8ojNvzIz

[AML @AMLazareff]

@bobehayes Fellini!

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@ibonpereztv @dollyalderton file this for the return of the high low. Might beat the dino bridesmaid?

[AML @AMLazareff]

@PINsykes @BookSoup 🤞🏼please consider LA as a stop on the future book tour! Also accepting @thehighlowshow live shows. (Maxed my use of the exclamation point but would be equally excited for a podcast tour)

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me: i want vanilla ice cream

ben & jerry's: try this willy nilli milli vanilli

me: just regular vanilla plz

ben & jerry's: here's magilla gorilla thrilla in vanilla

me:

ben & jerry's: chillin like a villain on a vicodin pillin with a bobby bonillin window sillin vanillin

[AML @AMLazareff]

The journey from LA to the moon is shorter but here we go: @dollyalderton interviewed Stanley Tucci who was in "Julie and Julia" and Dolly (first name basis) brought up the quote "You are the butter to my bread" which brings us to my favorite poem, "Litany" by Billy Collins.

[AML @AMLazareff]

s/o to the people who include “wake up” as they run through their vacation itinerary (ex: “okay so on Thursday we’ll wake up, have breakfast, go to the museum...”) #overheardatlax

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@tacobell 🌮+👄

[AML @AMLazareff]

Printing this out and hanging it on my gallery wall @tnyshouts https://t.co/cU4wtaYYeS

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

Do you even deserve love? Prove it with some goddam macramé. @juliashiplett https://t.co/SPfqQSbiNp

[La Gorda Niembro @lagordaniembro]

"El fútbol es un deporte en el que juegan once contra once y al final siempre ganan los alemanes".

[La Gorda Niembro @lagordaniembro]

¿QUÉ SON ESTOS NERVIOS? ¿QUIÉN ME MANDÓ A QUE ME GUSTE EL FÚTBOL?