amy whalen

[Molly Anne @mollybails]

I can’t believe all men have to do to get ready is shower

[amy whalen @ammydelrey]

@shauna_moriarty I’d rather die

[Molly Anne @mollybails]

You either spend an entire week celebrating your birthday or you cry on your birthday there’s only two types of people

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bear. His house is between a baseball field and some tennis courts. He brings a few abandoned balls home every day. After rigorous quality control he takes them all to the dog park for others to play with. Then he starts his collection anew. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[amy whalen @ammydelrey]

@charlottegodas That line in the shipyard. Sheeesh

[amy whalen @ammydelrey]

@charlottegodas Hahahahahahha I’m dead

[ky @kyliericciardi]

I swear my boyfriend has spoiled me more in a month than my last 3 year relationship lmfao. Life is an absolute ride to find what you deserve.

[🦋 Asocial Butterfly 🦋 @OG_LisaTurtle]

I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y'all won't shut up.

[beth @urpalbeth]

men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

[GoArmy @GoArmy]

Many people talk about becoming great. Fewer actually accomplish great things. Join the Army and discover your greatness.

[gabs 👸🏽 @gabbygoos]

your essential workers have been wearing a mask for the last three months, eight hours a day, five days a week or more. If you can’t wear a mask for the 30 minutes you’re in the grocery store, order online and do curbside pick up. No one wants your germs.

[Brendan Smyth @brendansmyth_]

This is sickening. Mrs Melchionda was one of the nicest people at Flaherty Elementary. RIP

[helene @HeleneNLewis]

@hanconroy peter nelson doesn’t cooch gobbler combo and it SHOWS

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Peter Nelson is the epitome of “hit me my dad will sue” #callherdaddy

[Jen @jen_gries]

2 biggest villains of 2020:
1. COVID 19
2. Peter Nelson

#callherdaddy #barstool

[ky @kyliericciardi]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL

[Mik @HaweLaBackGirl]

Due to the fact I can’t decipher whether I’m hungry or just bored, summer body is cancelled until further notice, thank u for coming to my Ted Talk.