Amna Bee

Pakistan. Canada. Australia / Comedian. Writer. Cat lover.

Watch this space for a profound tagline.

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

@vivapalest1na @Macurian1 @jose_rz13 @sahouraxo Yes, in 2006 apparently but yes. Israel has been its evil self for a long time

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the baby who was burned alive is now part of depraved Israeli marriage rituals, where they take photos of him and stab it as a symbol for all Palestinian babies they want to burn and kill. Ben Gvir, now a top member of Netanyahu's government, has joined in this genocidal ritual:

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Can we get this shared far and wide?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

The death rate in Gaza is at a historic high, with thousands of children killed in just a few weeks.
Demanding an end to this inexcusable violence is a question of basic humanity. Silence is complicity. You cannot be silent in an unfolding genocide.
https://t.co/Az5O7ZKYU5

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

This is what Western democracy looks like.

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

"Indian crowd is usually amazing but crowd at Ahmedabad is not, they booed Babar in the first match too. We wanted to silence this crowd in the last match. Thats why I said it and we did it"

- Pat Cummins

[Cricket Australia @CricketAus]

CHAMPIONS! 🏆

So proud of our INCREDIBLE team! 🇦🇺

#CWC23

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Itni khushi to Australians ko nahi ho rahi hogi jitni Pakistanis ko hai 😄

#INDvAUS #INDvsAUSfinal #IndiaVsAustralia

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Dear God,

Thank you for making both India and Afghanistan weep into their pillows tonight ❤️

Sincerely,

A Pakistani Australian

#CWC23Final #IndiaVsAustralia #INDvsAUS

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Umm where’s Australian flag and map in the fireworks? India really thought they were going to win 😂

#IndiaVsAustralia

[Nadeem Farooq Paracha @NadeemfParacha]

It is attitude that makes Australia, Australia. None of that nice guy BS. Cummins said he will make the Indian crowd go silent. And his team did exactly that. They climbed all the way up from the bottom of the table to win the cup.
Their sixth. Ye hoti hai team!

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Looking forward to the memes 😂

GO STRAYAAAAAAA

#INDvsAUS

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

@CebuPacificAir I did and I chatted with a live agent and still waiting for a confirmation email that my issue will be addressed. I had to pay extra money to book a whole new flight from Pakistan to Melbourne and need to be compensated for that.

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

@CebuPacificAir You guys cancelled my Nov 22 flight from Dubai to Melbourne and didn’t even notify me. I found out today when I logged in to manage my booking. What the hell is this??

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Well well well how the turntables 😎

What a delightful result 😆

#AUSvAFG

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Cmon South Africa you didn’t even need to win 😢

This is what I hate (and love) about Pakistan cricket - do dumbass things, then try hardest to revert that, making you sit on nails while praying to gods of cricket, only to ultimately lose

#PakistanCricket #PakistanCricketTeam

[Obaidk @ObayEd834]

ویسے اگر بریانی ہی کھلانی ہے تو جلسہ کراچی میں کرایا جائے،وہاں کی اچھی ہوتی ہے۔

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

#Titan #Titanic

[Amna Bee @amnabeeing]

Shocking aunties and uncles since 1980s. At my last solo an aunty covered her ears during a joke. I guess more of that happened last night.

Few tickets left for a besharam hour of Brown Women Comedy this weekend - grab them before they’re gone!!

#micf #comedy

[Felicia • Dusty Diary @DustyDiaryAU]

You won't wanna miss the charismatic Amna Bee @amnabeeing at Jovial by Dusty Diary on the 11th & 12th of April.

Amna's comedy career started in a small outback town in Australia and since then she has performed around the country and overseas.

#jovialbydustydiary
#comedy