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[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

Me in the morning deciding between my bed and my future 🫩

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

That laugh was diabolical😭

[nisha 🤹🏻 @niishahaha]

my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[𝓘̇𝓡𝓔𝓜 🍷 @galagirlx]

Gözümde rimel olduğunu hatırlamadan 5 sn önce

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

teach your partner this: “when i’m spiraling, don’t match my energy. be the calm i can borrow until mine comes back”

[A.T. The Dallas Nightlife Ambassador @OhThatsAT]

Aye mane...

[x @amoa_bea]

Being named Salome at a time like this is the worst😭

[MR BARCLAYS_ @mrbarclays_]

“Anything concerning salomey”

[INDY🥀 @India_Aigner]

They are trying to normalize going 24-48hrs without talking to the person you’re courting/dating..

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this old lady once said “If you don't spend enough time getting to know yourself you'll end up absorbing everyone else's definition off you” felt this.

[Kwame Assenso-Bediako @drkab_1]

Today is World Pharmacists Day. If you have any pharmacist in your life, celebrate them, ask for their MoMo details and send them money, send them gifts!

[Papae 🧔🏿 @_PapaeGh]

Dinero's death, the story coming up will vex you in as much as his demise is hurtful...chale he left his pregnant woman's to visit another woman and met his death.
It's hard time boys learn about honesty and loyalty in relationship and life in general hm.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Mosquitos when they see someone weraring shorts

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

I have the ick whenever someone calls meat “protein” around me.

“Should I add protein?” You might as well add triacylglycerols too. Mumu

[x @amoa_bea]

Fresh frozen plasma?

[Nana Kwame @BIGSTIF__]

About time we introduced FFP in our dating scene man.

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

who ever wrote this script must be arrested immediately 😭😭😭😂😂

[START MENU 🖥️ @Gottimode]

Ngl I’m surprised this movie not talked about enough this was a good ass movie