katie

Takin my time to perfect my tweets. And I still got love for the streets.

[katie @amoozbouche]

I don’t use this account anymore (even though Hugh Laurie follows me). Follow @pipterino instead - that’s still me 💋

[Chris @flatus74]

Woah there, save some fanny for the rest of us mate

[Fantastic Mr Ox 🐂 @FantasticMrOx]

BREAKING: Kensington Palace release new photo of a happy & healthy Prince & Princess of Wales following recent photoshop controversy.

#KateMiddleton #RoyalFamily

[Fantastic Mr Ox 🐂 @FantasticMrOx]

*sigh* What has Sam Smith been up to now? 🙄

[katie @amoozbouche]

Christ, what have I been doing with my life?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[katie @amoozbouche]

someone is moaning that I and loads of other people have blocked them and wondering why that is. quod erat demonstrandum m’lud

[katie @pipterino]

“Never used sunscreen in 1976 and didn’t do me any harm!”

[Fantastic Mr Ox 🐂 @FantasticMrOx]

L

[katie @pipterino]

Life has been cruel to my lovely friend, this wonderful, kind and funny man. Please help if you can. https://t.co/iXD66R56ZN

[katie @amoozbouche]

Thirteen ridiculous years.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Chris @flatus74]

Will we get an extra Bank Holiday if Prince Andrew is found guilty?

[katie @amoozbouche]

Please vote in my important poll

[katie @pipterino]

Biggest cunt in Fat Les?

[Chris @flatus74]

Giving your daughter away on her wedding day has to be one of the proudest moments for any great dad

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Fücknüt & Sîlo are building Britain's most ambiguous house which will be part rose water igloo and part Dairylea barn conversion

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Merrill & Dämz, carbon neutral frost harvesters, are using linseed and plutonium to build a canary burrow that tastes of Steve Guttenberg

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Cubist preservationists, Hollow & Osman, plan to build their reimagining of the Nakatomi Plaza from Die Hard using haddock in a balsamic jus

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Godfrey & Plinth, organic saboteurs from Ryde, are using exhaust manifolds and Bouillabaisse to build their industrial take on Inuit living

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Tagine & Candleabra's Kashmiri amphitheatre will utilise a radical new building technique - it will be Britain's first boil-in-the-bag house

[Grand Designs @Grand_designz]

Work stops on Gyro & Labia's thought provoking cous cous bordello while they decide what flavour of cantilevered sugar balcony to have