Aaron Moreau-Cook

Family, work @Microsoft, adventurer, poker, tech, and cars. American expat 🇺🇸in 🇸🇮.

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

MMMBop is closer to the moon landing than it is to today.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me: Why am I always broke?

Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

[Aaron Moreau-Cook @amoreaucook]

@TheZacher I’m not sure! I really am waiting for a R3… the R2 looks great.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

It’s 2003. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East.

It’s 2026. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is bombing the Middle East.

[Aaron Moreau-Cook @amoreaucook]

@SavagePoker You’re the only person I have heard of that keeps their inbox empty. I have ten messages, maximum at any time. Many are a running to do list. Kudos!

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Gate agent: “Now boarding group 1”

People in group 6:

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

An adult is a person that keeps ibuprofen in more than one place.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

"Hi team. I know the governor declared a state of emergency. But culture doesn't happen on Zoom. If you decide to prioritize your safety over our collaboration goals, please ensure you log it as PTO. See you at 9."

[City of Minneapolis @CityMinneapolis]

Guard members will wear neon reflective vests to help distinguish them from other agencies who may be in similar uniforms. They will also remain in close contact with and proximity to the MPD officers they are supporting.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TARIFFS HIT AMERICANS, NOT FOREIGNERS — STUDY FINDINGS

[Aaron Moreau-Cook @amoreaucook]

Sea-Tac Airport. Always. Don’t even.

[Seattle-Tacoma Intl. Airport @flySEA]

Still calling us Sea-Tac? Whoops… it’s SEA.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

not remotely the point but why is there a tyrannosaurs in that driveway?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jacob Frey after ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota today: “I have a message for ICE — get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here. People are being hurt. Families are being ripped apart. And now somebody is dead. That’s on you. It’s also on you to leave.”

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Happy 5 year anniversary of this dumb thing

[Aaron Moreau-Cook @amoreaucook]

I can confirm I did not die.

[Jane Orrick, M.D. @JaneOrrickMD]

All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025

*According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN Agenda 2021.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Please stop sharing this