!!!! INTERNSHIPS ALERT !!!!
We're pleased to announce the recruitment of interns under Public Service Internship Programme (PSIP) Cohort (VII).
Application Deadline: 2nd September 2024.
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Kenya's most useless education curriculum, CBC, has abolished composition writing & essay writing.
It is because they don't want to employ teachers of languages & humanities.
CBC will churn out a docile generation, less critical thinkers, and functional illiterates.
#ManDay
Never feel "left behind" if in your 30's and you just started investing.
Most people never get started at all.
At whatever age, knowing you've got interest-earning cash reserves tucked away for your retirement is blissful.
Master relevant skills and be excellent at what you do.
If they want to promote you, that's fine.
If they don't, stay positive to your personal development.
Level up your skills to be indispensable; and be on the lookout for growth opportunities elsewhere.
One of the best ways to achieve your goals is to surround yourself with people who have dreams, goals, and ambition.
The conversation hits different when you also surround yourself with owners of capital, not mere consumers.
Must be another horrible and inexcusable case of mistaken identity. Why on earth should any self-respecting security organ arrest you? You are a harmless dude who probably doesn't even have followers in his immediate family. You, once in a while, tweet some silly lies, but you are constitutionally allowed to be stupid even though i suspect you one in real life. Apart from your social media life, you probably don't have anything worth mentioning. Kenyan security agents need to do a better job and have actionable data that profiles those who are a threat to national security. Gaitho, im ready to swear an affidavit that you pose to such a threat to our country's national security. People like yourself who are fighting a daily struggle to make ends meet and who make few shillings prostituting their Twitter handle to any bidder shouldn't be subjected to silly arrest and harassment. I protest on your behalf, my dear Gaitho. You are a harmless troll... not even a useful idiot. Pole ndugu. Pole sana. My prayers are with you. By the way, Gaitho, have you lost a few kilos during the riots running from the police, or did you smartly avoid the streets?
3 MANDATORY eligibility tests before electing a politician or nominating a cabinet secretary:
They shall:
• Sing the NATIONAL ANTHEM in both English & Kiswahili
• Recite Chapter 1 of the Constitution
• Show their tax returns
We want PATRIOTS, not puppets.
#NaneNane
Ati Kenyans will now face a fine of upto 5 million bob for predicting the weather without government approval. Imagine kulipishwa mita tano for advising the government spokesman to stay indoors.
It's around month-end.
This is how to budget your net income.
✓50% Needs
• Food
• Housing
• Insurance
• Basic Utilities
• Transportation
✓30% Wants
• Travel
• Fashion/Gear
• Entertainment
✓20% Savings
• Retirement
• Investments
• Debt payments
• Emergency fund
This is the newly inaugurated UGANDA's Artificial Intelligence Task Force.
Their average age is 48.
None of these deplorable-looking boomers & X-Gens can even create an HTML folder on Visual Studio Code.
The young generation should not relent in fighting against this bulshit.
If you are a farmer,
Don't allow Bill Gates to cull your livestock with his nondescript vaccines.
The livestock belongs to you, not government or Bill Gates.
How do you trust a vaccine from people who distributed sand, faeces & sawdust claiming it is fertilizer?
Wake up!
Hon. Babu Owino: Mr. President, it is education that made you live in State House today. Were it not for education, you would have never come to Nairobi. You are now denying our children that same education. You have forgotten the hustlers.
#K24Siasa