Quarantine day.....25 (I think?): I’m hosting a chocolate chip cookie competition. I’m the only competitor, so I’m making three different recipes. I am also the only judge, so I will be eating all of the cookies. Glorious.
based on my past dating experience this is EXACTLY how it went…
Him: “i want a traditional feminine wife who takes care of the kids and is a homemaker.”
Me: “oh i love cooking and taking care of kids…what do you think about stay at home moms?”
Him: “i could never be with someone who doesn’t work…too many women are looking for guys to take care of them.”
Me: ❓❓❓
After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.
@MatthewStiegler Hahah I appreciate that! Almost wish I would’ve thrown them under the bus in court. More embarrassed that I didn’t immediately seek employment elsewhere after getting this insanely strong signal that I wasn’t valued
@MatthewStiegler This probably isn’t my worst one, but I wore jeans to court once and got called out by the judge in front of many many other attorneys. One of the partners at my firm hadn’t realized she had a hearing that day. She wasn’t dressed appropriately for court so she sent me instead.
@hellolanemoore I have the Crate & Barrel Lounge Deep Sofa and it is both crazy comfy (with the pillows off it functions like a full bed), and gorgeous (I have a deep blue microfiber that I’m not sure they offer anymore)!
@CodyCarboneDC@BarredinDC Think queso, beer cheeses, baked brie, etc. No goodbyes has a hot pimento cheese dip that made the cut. I’d even consider a spinach & artichoke dip if it was particularly cheesy.
@BarredinDC I know you’ve had a lot of reader requests lately so sorry to pile on but hoping your followers can help — I’m organizing a hot cheese crawl going away party and need recommendations. No other parameters, just trying to find the best hot cheese in the city!