Alexandra

“Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life sized. ”

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@lschmeiser To answer the ?, fave activity would be rafting. So far in MT, CO, ME, and...France, weirdly. I try to go once a year. But fail.

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@lschmeiser Also my stepson is in fourth grade next year. REJOICE! Would not have known about the parks thing if not for you. Endless thanks

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@lschmeiser First time in years on Twitter, to say that your piece on nat'l parks and stats on time spent outside was absolutely fantastic.

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Intern wisdom: "Sometimes it's hot in here. But sometimes it's cold." Thank god she's here all summer; I don't know how we survived before.

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Drunk yuppies push past you en route to what are no doubt posh apts nearby. You sip your coffee, blink, and question your job choice again

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3:30 in Lincoln Center: dark. Empty. Silent. Full of ghost shadows. The homeless guy peeing on a wall is an oddly welcome presence.

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Set designer: "See Ally, rowers and jockeys understand the importance of little people." Me: "And Gavroche from Les Miz. Javert now, too."

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@cpmomcat You want a nightmare - try four hours of that song today. We all constantly have "jingle bells jingle bells!" stuck in our heads.

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"Not only is there no R, but the E train is running on the F line. In theory. In reality it is never stopping anywhere. Ever again."

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You know it's a good day when it starts while trains are still on late-night/work schedule. Forgot to take THAT clusterfuck into account...

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Misery loves company. http://bit.ly/1E1v4X

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@cclear44 In honor of opening, I vote for a cast/crew collaborative drunken video from you guys - a la Mad Men: http://bit.ly/akpNHZ

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Listening to this, shopping on the LES yesterday: ran into my boss of all people. Once thought she was a contra... ♫ http://blip.fm/~o3yaz

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Times I have used UPS Red in the last two months: five. Times the package has arrived late: five. Unimpressed.

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@elicashmoney Zac Efron is totally different. I've had cats older than Justin Bieber. (Cuter, too.)

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@elicashmoney I think technically I'm in the 2nd circle of hell: lust. Not me - all the girls. They're like this kid: http://bit.ly/d9mmUf

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Turkey Lurkey Time is actually the least annoying thing going on right now. Well played, screaming teenagers. Well played.

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Justin Bieber fans lining up outside all day. Judging by the screaming we can hear inside, OVER OUR OWN MUSIC, I'm guessing he has arrived?

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Visual representation of the structure and rhythm of Kerouac's On The Road: http://bit.ly/O2J6F

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Turkey Lurkey Time: a song as annoying as its name suggests. Moreso after days of rehearsal. "Now with full orchestra!"