American Pscholar

Make love cool. Earth was molten rock, & now sings opera. Like no other, you can't be replaced. Writer at Paper Bag. Actor. #amwriting

[Living Actuary @LivingActuary]

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back to the crowd!

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You've Got Blart #AddBlartImproveAMovie

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Help petition Death to reinstate Terry Pratchett https://t.co/7BaKJuLEt5

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A nice tribute to Terry Pratchett. Rest in Peace http://t.co/GAa288Ak14

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Chuck Norris doesn't make plans to go to the gym, the gym makes plans to go to Chuck Norris

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Shout out to all the people who can't take it anymore

[Musa Okwonga @Okwonga]

The Empire Strikes Blacks
#UkipFilmTitles

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@caillemillner @jessearongreen @6barrelorgan So hard to get a copy of this book, and it seems like no one knows about it, but it's vital!

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@badmocap "late for meeting" is the best thing I've ever seen on the internet. Thank you

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Fear = thinking plus time #Invisibilia

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Green lipstick for Obama's first wife #Glozell

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Men at Twerk: http://t.co/K2tm36ZNTs via @YouTube

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Never do with ambition that which shouldn't be done

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@DJBLANCOent whaaaaaaaat uuup

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I want to live in a society where people at least *talk* about throwing @st_vincent in jail for the sad music she made

[wint @dril]

*steps up to mic; booed immediately* geico commericals are tthis generation's pink floyd **boos get louder** can anyone help me find my car

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"The Student as Nigger." I found this accurate, like it or not. http://t.co/xsKiPnopYf

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Nancy Grace is a professional ignoramus and hate-monger who saves no children. Respect to 2 Chainz

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@BretEastonEllis Thank you for the Kanye episode. Unexpected, hugely informative

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A euphoric short cartoon: Theta Brainwaves to Nirvana: http://t.co/XcdRuV25Wo via @YouTube