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[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

todos tenemos un defecto...

pero tu tienes como 5

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

no one tells you abt the jump scare you get when ur (almost) ex husband pops up on ur bumble 🙃 ☠️

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Jeff Da Stoned @JeffDaStoned]

@toosii2x Latinas. What can you expect 🤣🤣

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

when someone says to go to hell but i'm already attracted to men

[iman, the icon. @ImanEurope]

wanting a soft life in your 20s-30s is the set up for a hard life in your 40s-60s. i say this with the utmost respect and sisterly love— get yo ass up and get to work. 🫂

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

@FeyiMs_K9 @bettysgardenco @LeighMayock @aalia_wajar Me af. I would rather push my 7 lb baby out again than what I go through every month. My daughters natural birth/labor was a breeze compared to my cycle 😮‍💨

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

u bitches don't even like yourselves why would I care if u like me

[SZA @sza]

DND: a lifestyle

[erica ⭐️ @msushihar]

how can i fall in love now that i know that rosalía and rauw broke up

[Magaly @Monikim]

Lo de Rauw y Rosalía comprueba que una persona puede estar jurándote amor, publicándote en todos lados, haciéndote una canción, pidiéndote matrimonio y aún así podría estar quemándote. Enfóquense en ustedes y en ser mejores que lo único eterno en sus vidas, son ustedes mismos. ✌️

[ꜱʜɪᴢᴜᴋᴀ @Acupofwineee]

i think the lover girl in me is dying.

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

Women be like “I want a man like Tony Montana 🥰”
Then cry when they have a man like Tony Montana 💀

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

spotify pisses me off

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

y’all ever post something n then remember evil eyes exist bc oh boy do i be deleting !

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

Take me back to night 3

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Still buzzing from those 3 shows in Tampa!!! Thank you to the unforgettably epic crowds and to @aaron_dessner for coming out to play twice with me, we’ve been dreaming about that for so long!! So grateful for the memories we’re making on this tour🥲
📷: @OctavioJones @GettyImages

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

*Me singing Karma by Taylor Swift in the car*
Ili: Karma isn’t ur boyfriend!! It’s a car!
Me: *has to explain what karma is*
Ili: ahhhh get me out of here (the car)

[yssim💃🏽 @ampurlife]

Target run w Ilz:
*looking at make up*
Ili: *singing* what do we need?! We need make up! We need make up!

💀✨

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if drake charging me 1k… i better fuck Wayne I better fuck DRAKE