Matthew 🚑 🐺

Paramedic, 6'5", blue eyes, #wwfc #avs

[Matthew 🚑 🐺 @amreik]

every time I try to play a game online

"you sound like [insert english person with a neutral accent and deep voice here]"

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@BellegardeSZN Fosun this is going on your list of crimes

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@NorthernIion_LP Associate product managers and scrum masters absolutely mogged by this methhead

[2 Tone Dublin @TwoToneDublin]

We hope you’re cracking open a cold one tonight Rudies 🍺🖤🏁
Love Affair, Everlasting Love.

#2ToneDublin

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@celina101010 Genuinely, when was the last time you visited your local city centre

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@blader You are an absolute drain on human society

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@Slasher Mentally I'm here https://t.co/GBO8YlCRHX

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@pcgamer Too bad studies showed your slop is making people dumber

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@rudy_betrayed You don't play in hard mode? Weak

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@KierDoyle Another commonwealth win, off to greggs to celebrate

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@Callum_TH I get wearing athletic wear at home if you're gonna sit on your ass or lay in bed all day, but that life ain't for me

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@pagan_hoetry As the younger guy in an age gap relationship, people try to tell me I was groomed despite being an adult with free will who made the first move

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@TheDealMakerGuy @SMPR1990 This is like the most normal shit I've ever seen lmao

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@glocknmysock He got that shi on fr

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@PlayOverwatch Okay, so she's impossible to run away from, has huge damage, doesn't require aim, and all her attacks cleave. Might have overtuned this one guys

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@BCFC I love that you went for something different, but apparently the people wanted another boring bowl stadium

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@BarryHebbron @JacquiOatley People can just leave the army and earn more the next day? 😂 Are you aware of the veteran homelessness crisis?

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@returnofaj Real fans are haters, but the bad times are too fresh in the old memory banks for me to really commit to being mad

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