anne marie rhoades

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[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

The perfect “per my last” email is an art form I’m historically a major fan of.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

My bedroom burned to a crisp this morning.

So I have no clothes here with me…

And now I have no clothes waiting at home for me, either.

REALLY going to need @AmericanAir to come through here.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

I don’t often tweet, but when I do it’s because @AmericanAir is on DAY 8 of losing my luggage and not contacting me about it or telling me what to do when I contacted them.

Didn’t my tax dollars bail you out over there?

@AAFail @AmeriAirSux?

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

I don’t often tweet, but when I do it’s because @AmericanAir is on DAY 8 of losing my luggage and not contacting me about it or telling me what to do when I contacted them.

Didn’t my tax dollars bail you out over there?

@AAFail @AmeriAirSux?

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

100% accurate summary of tonight’s game. Ezra has my vote for MVP…sorry, @andreblake29 it was really close.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

Using songs from Never Mind the Bollocks as the steeping timer for green tea is BY FAR the most punk rock thing I do.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

@lindsaytso @strategist Oh they’ll be receiving a strongly-worded birthday wish list from me.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

ELECTION 2020:
PHILLY VS. ALL Y’ALL

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

Don’t know if I miss anything like I miss Oscar’s and its timeless bathroom stall wisdom.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

I LIKE most sports but I LOVE stadium cotton candy.

[Tom Levy @JustTomLevy]

Gonna tell my kids this @fcoxx_91

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

We interrupt the previously-scheduled Twitter hiatus to say:

I will be thinking about watching the Philly Special as it happened until the day I die.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

@stephaniehoeman @rachelheldevans We read it this spring. I felt so seen and understood and frustrated and fascinated.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

48 hours in airports & here’s who SHOULD BE embarrassed:

1. US CBP for messing up an automated passport system that even the country of BREXIT managed to not botch

2. US CBP for hiring the least pleasant staff of three int’l airports

OH AND

3. US CBP for keeping kids in cages

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

H O A G I E F E S T

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

Apparently

"My tax dollars shouldn't pay for abortion" gets you the Hyde Amendment

but

"My tax dollars shouldn't pay for war" gets you Beto O'Rourke suggesting a War Tax in the Democratic primary?

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Just trying to stay hydrated. #AdultingIn5WordsOrLess

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

OMG YES. #ChristOfTheOzarks #CrescentHotel #BasicallyTheNewHopeOfTheMidwest

[PBS @PBS]

Worlds collide in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, home to equal parts queer pride and Christian piety. #GospelOfEurekaPBS airs this Mon on @POVdocs (check local listings).

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

@arieswym Sometimes I think I imagined that. Like, once they did a full-blown And Then There Were None send-up?! And I was NOT old enough to know that.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

Countdown done. Pulling this one off the wall, turning out the lights and saying “see you soon!” to the finest crew @philaculture. It’s been an unbelievable blast.

Now for two weeks of naps.

[anne marie rhoades @AMRhoades]

Operative word here is COULD. https://t.co/UqljW9qtDU