Amanda Schemmel

i like frogs.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

The real Amanda od'd on Bath & Body Works warm vanilla sugar body spray in 2004. I am a robot.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

“I’m better at basketball than all 9 year olds.” -@gassinbreh

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@lexisilvaaa Nothin BUT good news in 2020 bb!!!! ✨✨✨

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@aimhut as long as it wasn’t you who chose to bring low rise jeans back I think you’re good

[Maybelline Queen @Jiiiillllllll]

Come, my lady.. come come, my lady.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@lexisilverstein Pix plz

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

a grown up theater is paying me money to do my lil art & craft????? Like a real theater run by MIT?!?!? Like, yeah that one???? Ffffffffffffffff don't tell them I tweet like this plz

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@lexisilverstein Wait can I take it tho 😫

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

It's truly just so hard to care about stupid things like getting your stupid car smogged when you're moving across the stupid country in t-minus 1.35 months.

[Aimee Hutton @aimhut]

Still plenty of time to vote, friends. My polling location was super fast and easy. #CaliforniaPrimary2018

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@lexisilverstein Almond croissant!!! 😭

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

My boyfriend wants to understand what I do with my life so he's reading Respect for Acting in between sets at the gym. I am dating the gentlest bro. #gentlebro

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@aimhut Ya.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

Currently nervous 💩ing/tweeting from the hotel bathroom where my #KCACTF audition is in t-minus one hour.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

I just want to go to Boston.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

@TheHenryFlores I’ll win you over in the next show.

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

I should have said pocket power what a missed opportunity idk what I was thinking 🙄

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

In 2018 I resolve to own more pockets! It’s the year of the pocket! Pockets on everything! Pockets on socks! Pockets on sports bras! Pockets on my friends! Pockets on my enemies! (Which I will keep closer for maximum thing holding power!)

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

Do the kids know about T9?

[Amanda Schemmel @amschem]

lol he deleted twitter bc of Russia or whatever but I brought him back shhhhhhh 😎🤙🏻😘