Anna Banana

I’m going to type every word I know. Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

[Anna Banana @amully89]

Periodt.

[The Secret @thesecret]

What is your dream job?

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RT to win a signed Ted Karras jersey ‼️

#WPMOYChallenge + Ted Karras

Presented by @Nationwide

[🥔 @salzmann__]

Here’s mine.

[Outback Steakhouse @Outback]

Retweet if you want a FREE Bloomin’ Onion 🧅 👀

[Jennylizzz @jennylizzz_]

The Pats were hated because they were dominant

Chiefs are hated because they aren’t likable and the refs 😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

America watching the Chiefs lose

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

Why are they not removing unnecessary fats around the belly when doing a C-section? I mean you cut me open already, why not?

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

If you move the ball one inch at a time you will have a turnover on downs after four inches.

[Anna Banana @amully89]

Jeremy put Teams on my computer the other day. I deleted it immediately 🤣

[Freshly caught tuna-tartare @D_Radiance]

can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones

[lew @inlew_of]

September got somewhere to be or something?

[Anna Banana @amully89]

Chills guys. Literal chills.

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath.

Now, just imagine the first time Welcome To The Jungle drops at Paycor Stadium on September 8th.

We’re so close.

[𝒍𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔🎐 @lolitahyuga]

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT…. the feeling of not having a group of girl friends to experience life with the way i see everyone else doing & i never have…genuinely don't believe i ever will & i feel like it's a fundamental part of girlhood that ill be missing forever …….

[Anna Banana @amully89]

😂😂😂

[litquidity @litcapital]

Imagine not being from the US and watching this as part of our presidential election process

[Anna Banana @amully89]

😂😂😂

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@michaelschwab13 Ben Franklin didn’t invent freedom and electricity when he was president to have it disrespected like this

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

[greg @greg16676935420]

I bet Abe Lincoln would rather go watch another play rather than this debate

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Joe Burrow walks around in a suit jacket with no shirt under it and it’s “fashion,” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and have to “leave Easter church service.”

Double standards.

[Anna Banana @amully89]

This goes with ANY plans, ever. Lol

[sarah @sarahradz_]

If you have kids under the age of 6 and fun plans this summer, DO NOT tell them about the fun plans until you are literally arriving at the plans. Pulling up to the gate.