TeriLee

Same panic, different disco 💃⚡️MA

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Never really heard the lyrics of "Home" until yesterday and hadn't realized it's like "Peanut butter, apple sauce, I love the way your top comes off, oh golly gee, let's have some tea"

Straight up Baby Shark for adults. What the hell was that all about

[TeriLee @amusedkiwi]

@skscartoon I’d do it for a Klondike bar.

[dj short @_djshort]

Amerie performing "1 Thing" on NPR Tiny Desk

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

This is a threat

[ً @americanreqiuem]

tim making the poisoned piña coladas for his family later #thewhitelotus

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if u listen u will notice the majority of these are in 120 BPM which is apparently because Benny Blanco didn’t know he could change the BPM in Pro Tools which is really funny but also iconic

[love drops @lovedropx]

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

[𝒻. @300moods]

celestial stained glass 🌙

[😙✌🏽 @appearent_ly]

dolores picking who to vote for every week #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

[m @bigllittlelies]

spirit awards used to have the gay choir of los angeles singing laura dern anthem

[b @Brew_Stew]

Carolyn truly is the gift that keeps on giving lmfao #TheTraitorsUS

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

A lifelong hater raising her cup to toast a fellow lifelong hater… just beautiful there are tears in my eyes

[CynthiaBaileyVEVO @heyluannie]

.@realDonaldTrump

[TeriLee @amusedkiwi]

@veronicaromm @susie_weakly ^All of this doesn’t matter, you don’t film yourself having sex with someone without their consent.

[TeriLee @amusedkiwi]

@soniamariesays What book 👀 I have an audible credit to use

[TeriLee @amusedkiwi]

Pls 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Some jokes cut from Nikki Glaser’s Golden Globes monologue (via The Howard Stern Show):

• “I saw ‘Joker 2’ and, you know, it reminded me of when the first Joker came out and I was in the theaters and I was afraid someone was going to shoot it up. And then during ‘Joker 2,’ I was really hoping they would.”

• “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought that by the end of the year, you’d only be the second hottest hit man in America.”

• “If Adrian Brody could go back in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.”

• “Amy Adams is nominated for her performance in Night Bitch, while I was totally snubbed for my performance in ‘Day Slut.”

• “The Wild Robot is nominated tonight. And by that, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.”

• “Denzel Washington is here. The only thing that has convinced more middle aged men they could pull off an earring than Denzel Washington is cocaine. Kate Winslet is a lot like cocaine. She’s white. She’s always with Leonard DiCaprio, and I can’t wait to find her at the after party tonight.”

• “Daniel Craig is nominated for his performance in Queer, which is a movie and not just what my uncle Chuckie calls Wicked.”

• “Nicolas Cage is here tonight looking well-rested after a night of sleeping in Elvis’s coffin.”

• “Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Alec Baldwin, sadly, did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.”

• “The film Anora is nominated for four awards tonight. It’s been called the most unflinching look at sex work since Matt Gaetz’s payment history.”

• “Squid Games is a show where people starve themselves while ruthlessly competing for the ultimate prize. Oh, wait, no, sorry that’s this show.”

[TeriLee @amusedkiwi]

@gibsonoma She makes me dizzy 🥴