Marfius au Marfogus

Strabismus haver

[Chevy W. @AChevyWolf]

That's my pope

[Glinert 🇺🇸 🏭 @StevenGlinert]

You heard that, I like NIXON. The bad guy president. Are you mad? Are you triggered?

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[Snizzy @RealSnizzy]

There isn't any blood on the machete. He's searching for the man who did this and avenging the fallen.

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

Nothing is better than owning l*btards. Except maybe Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️. #Yep #ImAnAlly

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

>i am the first nation to develop modern military in East Asia
>I immediately use it to kill and rape all of my developing neighbors
>this pisses everyone off, they sanction me
>I attack
>I fight a comparable military for the first time
>get my shit absolutely shoved in
> ☹️

[Mt. Fuck @PenilePassoid]

>names the 2 things that HRT actually reliably does

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[❂ @loongshih]

First ever Chinese leader to put Marxism in practice

[Combination K @Combination_K]

Exceptional color photos from the 278th

[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Remember that recent viral tweet that was like "environmentalism is conservative now", and every second headline since then is some variation of "republicans to allow national park to be reduced to smouldering wasteland"

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

When the waitress says they’re out of chocolate milk

[Pravda @Pravda47]

Soviet-Azteca futurism

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I’m going to break your arm like it’s a crab leg you fuck

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

American veteran saying this