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NY • 23 • she/her • 🇪🇨

[amyy 🦦 @amy_barbecho]

vaca was dope ft. me barely alive on the flight back 🦦

[Dij 🌸 @dijyasmine]

Wesley Snipes hit Halle Berry so hard, her eardrum burst & she went deaf in that ear. Eric Benet was a “sex addict” that cheated on her repeatedly. I’ll never believe those white men mistreating her is some kind of karma for not dating black men. Y’all are weird.

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Just watched the harambe footage again and yeah that gorilla was definitely about to kill that child. Completely different energy.

[owen felton🍂 @feltoland]

i was so gagged by this ending that i wanted to stand up and start clapping in that theater omg

[Aicha 🗽 @gothichijabi]

my grandma got alzheimer’s and the only thing she asks me is “tienes novio?” so i show her the photo of me with mamdani and she goes “hermoso…. poco gordo”

[ils @dearilya]

shane’s pov when he first saw ilya in 2008 OH THIS FUCKING CHANGES THINGGSSSSS FOR ME

[OGIDE PRISCA @OgidePrisca]

I’ll never forget the day a woman came in with her husband, complaining of pain at her C-section wound. As I tried to examine her abdomen, she pushed my hand away and asked when the doctor was coming. Mind you, my name was on my scrubs. 😂
The nurse assisting me immediately asked, “So the person standing in front of you is a pastor?”
Silence. Then cooperation. 😂😭

[aubrey @itsonlyaubrey]

god this show is so fucking cool

[Saiko 🎃 @saikosidez]

That time Cleveland Brown returned following his show's cancellation

[Eldra🏳️‍⚧️🦈 @SugarKultist]

i am overfilled with joy thank you

[𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 @mothmush]

I want to contact amtr*k to be like “hey I paid a lot for tickets and my 3hr 45min trip took 7 hours because you killed a person with your train so can I have some money back” but also that feels pretty uhhhh insensitive and not cool

[unmitigated gallbladder @persnalisedmilk]

unfortunately my day has devolved into learning how to report child abuse for the first time

[lovely girl @irnernet]

this is making me really sad

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

There was a famous case where a man was charged with murder and it turned out he was at a Dodgers game, and the proof for his alibi was that they were filming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm right in his section and he was on camera right by Larry David.

[Emanor @Emanor_x]

The way Yuji immediately starts RUNNING at anyone who tries to pop a domain is so funny ICL😭💀

[DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @DeezNutzMMA]

Hi, New Yorker here. People who LIVE in New York, unlike Matt, who lives in Arizona, wanted this passed. New Yorkers are sick of seeing malnourished, sad-ass horses that smell like shit on our streets. If you not from New York, shut the fuck up about New York and our major, thx.

[music struggles @musicstruggles1]

stop taking pictures of strangers in public. freaks

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

So did y’all hear… that the woman that was arrested for “leaving her kids at home by themselves” to go on that cruise; actually left the kids with one of the kid’s dad, the day that she left. 😳 supposedly he was with them all Friday, left Saturday… called the cops & made it seem like he just popped up over there and heard one of the kids crying on the couch. Then after he called the police, he left!! Sad situation fr

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

What breaks my heart about Lina Medina’s story is that a man stole her childhood before she even had the chance to live it. She was only 4 to 5 years old when she became pregnant, and she was so young that her own son believed she was his sister until he turned 10.

[tony.com @massbuying]

she firing up that response, i told yall.

i’ve never seen a horse vs an alligator before, i hope animal planet got the cameras ready…