Amy Green

“Not really on social media”, if anyone asks. Sexy Augustus Gloop. Antisocialite. Naomi Elaine Campbell stan. 💕 Crazy untalented. 🤘 “Like, Hot, Dead Eyes”. 👍

[Amy Green @amy_green]

My mum uses the same astrologer Princess Di did and I trust brand names. So I’ve decided not to worry about anything because she said my life ‘wouldn’t truly begin until 30’.

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@pray4mischa She was too thick for a white woman to be marketable at that time.

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@TheKimbino I wanted to buy the crystals from the auction but my mum said it would be bad karma

[Amy Green @amy_green]

https://t.co/zLGy9Y5ebo It wasn’t JPG, it was some 90’s clothing brand called Rampage. ✔️

[Amy Green @amy_green]

I don’t know where this ugly blue dress came from, Dolce and Gabbana or dELiA’s, I don’t care, but I keep seeing it in stuff from the late 90s/early ‘00s (‘Bring It On’, ‘Passport to Paris’, ‘The Amanda Show’) and I want to know WHY. Fashion SOS.

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@kikienthusiast Wow she really does not do broke. Also whenever you hear an old family name like that especially in Liverpool or Bristol you’ll rarely go wrong betting their money came from slaves. https://t.co/xLUMC37KsS

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@HausRihanna 🎉🍾

[Amy Green @amy_green]

God bless your shopping endeavours. https://t.co/jmrpnvHVLI

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@pam_boy The most relatable of moods.

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

Shopping is really ridiculous now. Every thing is bbl fashion, the “90s fashion” young white girls on tiktok are obsessed with (tiny shirts/big ass jeans) & loungewear.
Bitch I need a dress wtf.

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@iols110 I missed you, I didn’t know you got suspended!

[The Drive @thedrive]

The person in a robot costume at Tesla's AI Day is actually a good metaphor for how close Tesla is to AI.

https://t.co/t9lepTPPpa

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@mxmsworld Born and raised in North London! I want a t-shirt that says ‘Muswell Hill destroyed my life’.

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

"Jeopardy" is a noun meaning "peril or danger." Here it is in a sentence:

"My job is in jeopardy because of my past comments."
https://t.co/E7xeeNTN4g

[Amy Green @amy_green]

Chloe Sevigny for Harper’s Bazaar US, Sep ‘07 (‘They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab’) by Peter Lindbergh.

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@aedison Amber Rudd’s daughter being an editor at Tatler made so much sense. David Cameron’s sister in law being an editor for Alexandra Shulman’s Vogue made so much sense. There are so many writers and ‘socialites’ whose careers make sense, through this lens.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

niggas who sell shirts with Bart Simpson smoking a backwood telling girls to get real jobs this app burnt

[Amy Green @amy_green]

@oldmanebro Why?