Eimy

virgo | she / her

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

“Childless cat lady” and it’s the most fabulous woman you’ve ever seen in your life

[SZA @sza]

Hahaha no seriously I need retrograde or whatever the FREAK to be over rn.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

the moon is a girl the ocean is a girl the sun is a girl and the stars are all girls

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?

Me:

[kaylee!! @kalesus_]

What if we kissed under the rare ‘blue supermoon’ that will appear 6.2% bigger and 12.8% brighter than the average full moon

[Culture @CultureHOF]

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[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Shazam but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

sometimes you’ll randomly eat and all of a sudden the egg starts tasting too eggy or the meat tastes really meaty

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

is now a good time to admit i didn’t do barbenheimer. i just did barb

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as i clock in at work

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[mint @xsxssour]

why are men so self conscious about their height like there are many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence