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[JONSAAAN @amy_johnoo]

I wish I could just bounce into Pop Rotherham 1 last time 😂😂😂 them weekends were the best

[tiff ☀️ @womenstitless]

mara using her teacher voice to drag scar in a composed manner was the highlight of this episode, calling him a waste man on national television & strutting away like the boss bitch she is. enjoy your free holiday doll #loveisland #loveislanduk

[mia @miasoloz]

"kavan you should answer at the firepit" GET HIM MAYA #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

theres another heatwave next week

[cami @R0SUBY]

la canicule m’a tellement trauma que je continue à regarder la météo toutes les heures par automatisme et peur

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[av @avbebopother]

hey really quickly to the girl dads, if you have young girls ALWAYS come to the women’s restroom, us girls do NOT care, we don’t care that you’re protecting your girls and making sure they’re safe, a WOMAN will never ever argue with you about that, protect your girls, always!!!!!

[shami @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[qobwashere @qobwashere]

How the fuck is a frozen olive an essential but baby formula and sanitary products aren't.

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[Emma 💚🍉 @ejgallagherx]

I’m confused at the thought of presuming you’d get food or water whilst waiting in A&E? It’s a hospital, not a cafe.

[Jade @xjade_xo]

ant and Dec i hope your pillows are always cold, your food is always at the perfect temperature and your wifi connections are always strong

[RealityCheck @Real1tyCh]

Why is it always bell ends who say “I say it as it is”, “…it’s banter”, “I’m always honest”, “I’m a straight talker”, etc…..

It’s just an excuse for being a prize wanker.

#Imacelebrity