Amy Kersten

I'm afraid of my own garbage disposal.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

Working on last night's episode of @GreysABC was beyond a thrill. Brilliant dialogue from @emilyculv & @TheKileyDonovan, made that character jump off the page to me. Thank you @msdebbieallen for such a magical time on set. And @KristaVernoff for the opportunity! #GreysAnatomy

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@TheresaRebeck "His decency was legendary." She is so right. My heart goes to the whole NYC theater community tonight.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@KathleenWallace Thank you so much for sharing!!!

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

Friends, with all the news around #adnanisfree I am trying to call attention to my friend Vinny's story who is wrongfully incarcerated after a sham trial. Here is the doc link. https://t.co/ZNIeZpFBBP - I'd love to talk to any interested journalists #wrongfullydetained

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

So thrilled to be interviewed in the @KCStar
today. ‘So I hear you’re from Kansas City.’ Even in Hollywood, JoCo actor found signs of home https://t.co/yfdhiNO4YE

[Alexandria Walters @Alexlikestotalk]

Yesterday I browsed all of Hobby Lobby after taking a hit of weed and came out with only a white, feather boa and a bag of airhead bites. I think I deserve a prize.

[Alexandria Walters @Alexlikestotalk]

My new favorite thing to do at a bar is ask a group of Gen Z boys if they are a boy band and see how long they play along.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@Alexlikestotalk #preciousmomentsaretrash

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

Just wrote a #DevonSawa Casper The Friendly Ghost joke for an audition. I think this is my Slumdog Millionare moment.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

The Whacky version if you are so compelled. I suggest a new phrase "Sexual Projection" https://t.co/EgUtxI9tQ0

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

"It’s a mutual concern...working so their experience is as good as you hope yours to be." Loved this Washington Post Op-Ed by @ChristineEmba it's like the smart version of this whacky rant I did on @DirtyandThirty years ago. https://t.co/OSr4T69zTv

[Alexandria Walters @Alexlikestotalk]

Hot take: Concussions make you feel like you’re on magic mushrooms.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@ScottRoseMarsh very

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@Alexlikestotalk Every rose has its cringe.

[Alexandria Walters @Alexlikestotalk]

@amy_kersten enchanté

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

Out of clean underwear. Just marched through Target commando like I owned the place. I would have been a great French courtesan.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

For those of you keeping score at home, I’ve fallen off a chair twice trying to give a fake lap dance. And it's not even noon.

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

With these new at-home tests, I'm deeply enjoying how many men are learning women's time-honored tradition of praying their positive results are 'false'. Welcome to the world of being terrified of a little pink line, boys. #Omicron #pregnancy

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@lizzwinstead same. People who don't are just flaunting their abundant self-control. #notinterested

[Amy Kersten @amy_kersten]

@Alexlikestotalk #fryhasrisen 🍟🍟✝️