lamy

you’re not cheddar. you’re just some common bitch

[lamy @amyallenn]

My mains goal in life is to have a house that smells permanently of linen fresh zoflo

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2023 has been from start to finish: (a thread)

[lamy @amyallenn]

I love the internet

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Reentering my AAE phase 😎💥🤘🔥
(anxious about everything)

[bear @iamblackbear]

i came
i saw
i had anxiety so i left

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows.

May she rest in peace.

[lamy @amyallenn]

I just watched a TikTok and thought to myself that the lady had named her dog something really stupid. But then I remembered I literally called my dog Goose and had to check myself

[lamy @amyallenn]

Nothing quite humbled you like your 18 year old nearly pro rugby playing sister being able to leg press double the weight you’re able to 🫣

[lamy @amyallenn]

@UberUKsupport I have done everything on the support page, I just got told you couldn’t help any further as he had delivered the food, and was there for 12 minutes. He was in the wrong location though.

[lamy @amyallenn]

@Uber_Support @UberEats I placed an order, and the delivery driver went to the wrong address, I gave directions to the correct address, but said he’d arrived. Phoned him twice to sort this. But now been told by the app I’m not eligible for a refund. Can you help please?

[lamy @amyallenn]

I am no tattoo expert by any means, but even I know this micro realism single needle bullshit needs to stop or there’s gonna be so many people walking round with literal blobs for tattoos in 10 years. Fuck sake

[lamy @amyallenn]

IT’S SMA TIME #SMAnottingham

[lamy @amyallenn]

I needed to buy fuel yesterday as my car was about to die and I have never seen such absolute chaos at a petrol station. Everyone needs to fucking chill out

[lamy @amyallenn]

No streets will be safe for women until we teach our sons to not attack lone women!!

[lamy @amyallenn]

Sounds like he’s wearing someone else’s Rolex....😏

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Rapper Wiley charged with east London assault and burglary https://t.co/0tBIhLvptc

[lamy @amyallenn]

I LOVE DOLLY

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

It’s always #HotGirlSummer for my husband, Carl 💝 Happy birthday my love!

[lamy @amyallenn]

Genuinely shocked at how many people with dogs there are in York today. The poor things are absolutely baking in the sun. Fucking animal abuse.

[lamy @amyallenn]

Utterly disgusting the racism being shown towards Saka, Rashford and Sancho. Absolutely shameful

[lamy @amyallenn]

Jack Grealish is quite fit isn’t he

[lamy @amyallenn]

😢😢😢