Amy Bullock

All shall love me and despair (she/her)

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

You know what’s wild? If I asked the internet to donate me money, no one would (I’m not). But if I asked them to donate to me all their unused Canadian Tire money, I bet they ABSOLUTELY would.

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

I’ll never understand why a convicted felon cannot vote in the USA, but one can be elected president

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Watching V for Vendetta tonight is hitting a little too close for comfort

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Last week one of my besties let me know that Doctor Who (2005) is on Prime video and bitches I am SETTLING IN. This is my fall now. Sorry, baby I’m raising. You’re a Whovian now

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Joke’s on you, I don’t HAVE fallopian tubes

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

My 3y/o’s new daycare teachers just asked me if I’m a hairstylist because her and my hair always look good and I’m going to ride that high for the rest of the day thank you

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

So my mom is now saying “I gotta pull out those sperm, for Ivy” whenever we visit

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Having a child means hearing sentences you never thought you’d hear.

Like hearing your mom ask your 7-month old daughter “Rose, do you want your sperm?”

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

3 year old is obsessed with We Will Rock You. Calls it “we will” which just sounds like “we woo” but! Suddenly we have the perfect thing to say “okay we’ll listen to We Will one time and then it’s Bathtime” or whatever so.. I guess, thanks @QueenWillRock

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

@jesswharram I had Ivy on waitlists when I found out I was pregnant and had to change them all when we moved right after she was born, so she’s got a 9 month backslide on all the lists. I’ve got 6 months left and I’m stressing

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

If you want to know how it is trying to find daycare in Ontario, I got an email yesterday from a wait list my 6month daughter is on saying they have no available spots until September 2026

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

My 3yo is complaining her pants have no pockets. Girl, I’ve got bad news

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

The idea that in order to raise an emotionally competent adult, I first have to raise a toddler who screams and cries every 10 minutes feels…. Counterintuitive

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Today my 3 y/o watched me poop and then goes “you pooped in the potty? I’m SO PROUD OF YOU!!” And gave me a huge hug so yeah. Potty training is going pretty well I guess

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

I forgot how much of having a young baby at home is just me sitting on the floor

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Words of wisdom from my 2 y/o this morning
“Everyone needs a cookie”

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

I just found The Mess Around podcast, which is stars of New Girl doing a New Girl rewatch podcast and it’s about to become my WHOLE thing

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

I just told my 2 y/o she was cute and she said “yea, I’m so very cute!” Excuse me, ma’am.

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

I wish I were good at designing embroidery and cross stitch hoops because New Girl is RIFE with possibilities

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

Also today she got into her car seat all by herself and as she was climbing in she said “I can do it with my strong legs”

[Amy Bullock @amyazing6]

My two year old is so funny. The other day she threw all her marshmallows on the ground because we didn’t give her enough and when I told her she had to pick them up because I wasn’t going to, she said “I can’t, I’m too busy”