Amy moon poet 🌙

Truth seeker ruled by Jupiter and Arcturus. Poet, writer, yogi, dancer. @ianplatero carries my heart. Dripping in Nectar.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

Hummingbird 🖤

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

My baby slept in her own bed for the very first time 🥹

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

my high school senior picture that my family did not buy lol

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

Visiting my dad and introducing his first grandchild to him for the first time. He’s a nomad and it’s good to see him again and buy him new clothes, let him take a shower, and sleep at my hotel. He thought I died because I haven’t seen him in 3 years.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

Holy Bibles and American flags have “Made in China” stamped on them.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

When you take an edible on Easter, Jesus comes to talk to you.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@reddit_lies I can’t follow the genders in this story.

[White @wittlewaffle]

@finestsoup i love how in ai videos the whole structure is perfectly stable for like 3 seconds then for no fucking reason it just gets ragdolled down straight to hell

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@TwoTonguesPod Makes total sense!

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

My husband farted and my two year old said “bless you.”

[Christina Von Boleyn @saintbvnny]

modern poetry be like:

you were coffe e
and i was matc h a

it wa s never going to
wo rk

- this is not about coffee

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

Hell is a state of mind.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@itsme_urstruly Tao

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@strawbabieezz Right because of the clip at the end.

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@PostsOfCats Stuffing

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

3yr old son: Mom, can I have some cheez-its?

Wife: No lovey, it’s breakfast time.

Son: But I’m still hungry…

Wife: Did you have breakfast already?

Son: I had pancakes!

Wife: Oh…. Well, would you like a banana?

Son: Oooo, yes please!

(3yr old runs off, then slowly walks back.)

Son:…Mom… can I have cheez-its with my banana?

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@DPOSTS2 It’s lowercase a.

[Heather Cofer @HeatherACofer]

I feel like she might have an inkling she’s not supposed to be eating a whole gingerbread roof panel…

[Amy moon poet 🌙 @AmyBeff]

@aaron_clarey you were my top channel this year. You have a woman in your top 6% of viewers. Thanks for the entertaining rants and advice!