Amy Brooke

read your bible & eat your vegetables. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀big jess from new girl vibes.

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

no b*ys allowed!

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Horses when they find out patriarchy isn’t about them

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

i miss yanny & laurel

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is in Elmo's Red era! #TheElmosTour

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

“fishing is the original vibing” - peter

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

my manager gave us all slap bracelets & she said “amy don’t take this the wrong way but when I bought them I knew you specifically would love them” she was so right for that

[amil @amil]

I like to think of Amy (burrito) and Annie (mac n cheese) as estranged sisters

[Liz Crawford @liiz_khalifa]

Holidays are hard

nobody ever prepares you

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

3 people have tried to convince me lately that they’ve seen me order and eat chicken??? I haven’t eaten a chicken since april 2018 but no one believes me please help

[trash jones @jzux]

literally nothing feels better to me than watching this. no drug can compete

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

“oh! I could watch kung fu panda! or the new harriet tubman movie! there’s also the lizzo documentary, or 12 years a slave?” - tony deciding what to watch on his night in feeling sick (he picked “something borrowed” btw)

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

last night I had an opinion & this man asked me “so are you tired or are you hungry?” & I said “neither I’m just making a comment” & he said “hm but are you tired, or are you hungry?” & I remembered that I am a woman

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

the youths of today would never understand the chokehold that picnik had on me

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

obsessed with this. 15 year old amy was not having it.

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

"I like someone new" -Friend
"Is he the committing type?" -Me
"No way"
"Is he nice?" -Me
"Not really"
Sigh, I don't understand some girls..?

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

who

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

& all the while I wish it was you🌾

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

@lidbith @thebgcomplex it means so much that you would think of me thank you

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

i had quite literally NO knowledge or actual opinion on the matter at 14 years old but i love that i wanted to be involved

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

@liiz_khalifa hey i know it’s been 8 years but can i come pls

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

2020 was a fever dream & i hated it

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

I really woke up to this as my daily email from the New York Times:

Biden is leading in Georgia!😲
The US hit a new record in covid cases in 1 day (121,000) yesterday!😔
Ferrets tested a nasal spray!🤪
Baby shark is now the most-viewed video in history with 7.1 billion views!😁

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

it’s time to ⚠️ bewritingaletter ⚠️

[Amy Brooke @amybrooky]

it is fascinating to watch my dad soften as he gets older. the man who used to get mad about cups being on the counter now gently ushers lizards out of his garage while whispering “go on sweetheart you don’t wanna be in here”. who?? is this??