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oh hi

[kage @sukikage_]

sorry i can’t hang out to im busy being a lazy depressed loser who cannot get my shit together

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I think there must’ve been some that exploding diarrhea bacteria in one of the 17 mango white claws I had last night

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder".
That isn't morality, it's misogyny

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

We need to stop spreading the lie that you’ll always “feel better once you go” to your workout class. Sometimes you won’t feel better. Sometimes you will want to kill yourself and everyone in there

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[kiki ✮⋆˙ @sehaniine]

“allegations ruin men’s careers and lives” yeah i wish they did actually

[` @schiz04renic]

women are expected to stop male violence, survive male violence, forgive male violence, and then birth the results of male violence

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

so if watching two men kiss will turn your child gay, just show them a man and a woman kissing and change them back.
Since apparently you think that's how this whole thing works you fucking idiot

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

don't ask me my thoughts on anyone evil if you don't like people wishing death on others bc my answer will always be: i hope they die

[blaire @pissshit90001]

No one can spike my drink cuz I be chugging it down while the bartender is still pouring it

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute