Amy Castle

I moan about the world a lot

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Terrible to hear about Piers Morgan. Nothings happened to him it's just fucking terrible every time you have to hear about him.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to shout at you about how the science of lightbulbs is up for debate and one to sit in in the dark saying that light causes autism.

[Megan Rebekah, ghost girl respector @_meggybread]

It is very warm today and not to be dramatic but I propose we banish summer into distant memory and instead instate perpetual autumn, thank you

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I don't want to be a valued employee I want to live in the Venice witch house

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

everyone wear your face spf, suncream, drink your water and hiss at catcallers today x

[Amy Castle @amyfcastle]

Yes Waterstones!

[Waterstones @Waterstones]

Following the lift of restrictions on 19 July across England, we will observe new government guidance. Given our enclosed browsing environment, we encourage our customers to wear face masks and observe social distancing, respecting the safety of staff and fellow book lovers

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

Prince William if you had led by being sickened, vocally & visibly against racist abuse at your sister-in-law #MeghanMarkle, for yrs, your words would have legitimate credibility right now. Your silence/complicity fuelled what you condemn today

👇🏾Smacks of performative allyship

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

To Marcus Rashford
Children were fed because of you.
That’ll do kid.

[Amy Castle @amyfcastle]

@HRP_palaces Might be time to employ some more staff - have been stuck on hold for an hour to speak to someone about carer's tickets and have been 'first in the queue' for 15 minutes now.

[emily ash powell ⚡️ @emilyashpowell]

can’t believe we all picked the wrong heart throb for so long, we were such fools

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Matt Hancock: found guilty of handing pandemic contracts to his mates

British journalists:

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this

[Alison Hammond @AlisonHammond]

I wish everything was as easy as getting Fat !

[Amy Castle @amyfcastle]

@FurnitureChoice Looking for an easy, cosy seasonal update? No, I am looking for someone to deliver the correct item I have been waiting for over two months to receive. Your customer service is absolutely shocking.

[Angies Liverpool @angiesliverpool]

Why? Oh why? Oh why do ordinary people vote for a #Tory government 🤦‍♀️

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

Please today spare a thought for all the people bullied at school or in the workplace who have yet again watched a bully smirk and get away with it

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

wouldn’t it be great if all supermarkets only advertised with PoC from now on and then all the racists just starved and died x

[jack rem @jackremmington]

The actual smirk on her face the whole way through?? She’s a literal demon!!