Amy Garrard

I try to be funny and use too many exclamation marks!

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@Keeeeeefff @KirstieMAllsopp @DebiEvansMatron My parents just sold their house in order to downsize, then found that they could only really get any value for money by moving at least 40 minutes away from family so decided to stay put for now whilst they don’t ‘need’ to sell their house.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@FreyaVanadiss @TabithaTail They don’t do it anymore!! Tested it a couple of weeks ago, of course on a Monday, but that was the first time in ages.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@JamesFl For everyone with a negative story about the NHS and therefore not believing the data; I did an e-consult for my son in December, I was contacted same day and he was seen within a week, and we have been to see a consultant today following a referral. There’s always good and bad.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@wirelyss @PopBase Cannot believe it

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@TicketmasterCS Royal Festival Hall, London

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@TicketmasterUK Trying to get o2 priority pre-sale for @OfficialBlueyTV and nothing is happening! Help please 😩

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@VirginExpGifts husband bought experience as a gift last year under advertising of it never expires, just gone to book and it expired 2 weeks ago. Can it be extended? Haven’t been able to use it due to personal circumstances

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@ArchRose90 The thing is, fish are dying in large public ponds and rivers because the heatwaves cause issues with oxygen in the water. I don’t think she’s complaining about a garden pond that needs cleaning. https://t.co/KQXapMrSKV

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

'Sweet Dreams' by Eurythmics was released closer to the end of the Second World War than to today.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

Sooooo disappointed with #PokemonViolet 😭 Bad graphics, glitches all over the place, and worst of all it seems you have to battle in order to catch Pokémon. #Arceus set the bar high, and this is nowhere near.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@musesparrow Same! And this is after we had to wait possibly about 45 minutes for them to let us cross the road and exit the way we entered

[Chris Jackson @ChrisJack_Getty]

As the flag is lowered to half mast over Windsor Castle an incredible rainbow appears over the castle, for a few minutes and then just like that it was gone….

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Despite speculation, awkward wooden thing outside No 10 is NOT Liz Truss, says govt.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

Hats off to the person responsible. Annoyed English teachers can be pretty fearsome.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@CTilburyMakeup spent a small fortune in the store at Westfields in London. Only to find out 1 day before my wedding the mascara I bought is empty! Any ideas? Happy to send a photo.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

And that’s our honeymoon booked! Crete for a week with @TUIUK, can’t wait!! 🥰

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@Google Hi we managed to get in, just took longer than expected to find out how! Thanks for replying.

[Amy Garrard @amygarrard]

@gmail can I get some support please?