Amy Harbourne

she/her — bona fide crazy cat lady — if you’re reading this pls click this link :)

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Do y’all remember when they voted at the French Revolution?
Me neither, anyway totally unrelated: does anyone have a guillotine me and my buddies can borrow?

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Don’t be Cowards @Grindr
(Yes I know the post is satire. I still want it.)

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesn’t stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, they’ll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

If you’re able help, pls do.
I’m trying to get my former exchange student out of Russia so she can seek asylum. Read the story here and pls share with others.
https://t.co/7zt8QKzWIO

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

It’s so wild how much free stuff you get just by being nice to people.
I’m getting discounts from moving companies for being nice to the sales rep, upgrades at hotels, bigger size at Starbucks for no cost… It not only costs nothing to be nice, I’m basically making a profit.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Happy pride month, demons 👹🤠🏳️‍🌈🌈

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This is the Governor of Texas’ tweet AFTER learning that a gunman armed with an assault rifle opened fire on a family in his state, killing five people, including an 8-year-old.

[Angeline J. Dukes, PhD @HeyDrDukes]

The academic equivalent of “Do it for the Gram” is “You can add it to your CV” ✨

[CMUDietrichCollective @cmudietrich_col]

@CarnegieMellon @CarnegieMellon clearly has the resources to pay graduate students--and in particular Dietrich college students--significantly more. Please fill out our survey to help us get a pulse of the Dietrich grad student financial situation and need: https://t.co/vFybRA7ecS

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

I wholeheartedly believe that if your workplace pressures you to come in when you’re sick, you should be legally allowed to throw up on your boss’ desk.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Ever since I saw that tiktok about a girl shedding her ENTIRE uterine lining at once, I have spend each waking moment in fear of having a decidual cast. My tummy hurts a bit and I’m fearing for my life. Womanhood is a CURSE.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Tricking myself into thinking something is free by using my Venmo balance.

[anna -`ღ´- @hafr3n]

he’s sort of america’s princess diana

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

@elonmusk look at what you’ve taken from us. Stinky, sad, shell of a man. You walnut.

[Possumeveryhour.io @PossumEveryHour]

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It's been fun

[E$ @Guts_Glam_Glory]

Netflix did not learn from blockbuster but they bout to see

[Debrielle T. Jacques, PhD @dt__jacques]

I emailed every applicant who I'm not admitting, being fully transparent about my decision-making process & giving guidance & reassurance. Not getting in is tough - it took me several application cycles to get in. It sucks. But please don't ghost applicants.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Not CO2– y’all know what I meant though

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

I need people who are clowning on ppl for dying from CO2 poisoning to realize that no matter how intelligent a person is, if there’s literally NO experience or knowledge of certain skills— like surviving in winter…— using something that creates heat may seem reasonable- - 1/?

[🌿 eyelean 🌿 @amorningsting]

Anytime Texas gets a winter storm advisory I think about how in 2021 246 Texans died from carbon monoxide poisoning, hypothermia, burning alive in their homes, etc with victims ranging from 1 years-102 years old. And the rest of the country just kinda ignored it.

[Amy Harbourne @amyharbourne1]

Don’t be so heartless about this. It isn’t about “intelligence” I have a masters degree. But I lived in TX for the majority of my life. Never experienced a winter that knocked out my entire state. If I didn’t live with someone who grew up in NY, I would be among the dead too. 2/2