amy brown

This is my quarter life crisis.

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Oh to have small boobs for a day

The backless dresses I’d wear!

The braless errands I’d run in a tank top!

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

If 30 armed cops in full tactical gear with ballistic shields were too afraid to confront one gunman with an AR15, maybe we shouldn’t be putting AR15s in the hands of civilians.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

31 flavors of ice cream, hundreds of tv channels, 330 million people, 2 political parties.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

...again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and. again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again...

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

We’re literally being annihilated by white masculinity & folks want to focus energy on attacking trans people. Where are the articles raising questions about what the fuck is going on in suburban white nuclear households? The ones who are actually killing us?

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

5 justices confirmed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote.
4 lied under oath.
2 credibly accused of sexual assault.
1’s seat literally stolen.
1’s spouse implicated in a coup attempt.

It is not enough to tell people to vote. We need a comprehensive plan to fix this court.

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.

[Jessica McMaster @JessMcMasterKC]

It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[ABC News @ABC]

“Why are you here?!"

A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.

“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

[amy brown @amyilenebrown]

Proud Samsara babe today 👏🏼#SamsaraIPO

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jordan Klepper vs. anti-vax protesters in NYC

[Ashley Adamson @AdamsonAshley]

me after the one time I folded a fitted sheet

[amy brown @amyilenebrown]

Simone Biles with goats on her sandals is the BDE we all need 🐐🏆

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

This Memorial Day, thinking of all those who gave their lives to defend America. We mark their loss today - and can honor them every day by working to ensure that ours is a country worthy of such extraordinary sacrifice.

[amy brown @amyilenebrown]

So. Many. Baby. Accessories. 🤯 #newmomanxiety

[amy brown @amyilenebrown]

@johnkrasinski Yassssssssss 🙌🏼

[amy brown @amyilenebrown]

Oh hey BD Wong 👋🏼 #Inauguration