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[amy @amykirbyyy]

@HelpAtGeorge can someone please get back to me

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@HelpAtGeorge can someone reply to my dm please

[GUVNA B @GuvnaB]

The other day I asked my 4 year old how much he thought a croissant was and he said 50 degrees. Today I asked how much do you think I love you and he said 15 years old. Just checked the nursery invoice and it’s not matching up

[amy @amykirbyyy]

thank you to @Yazabel_x for the tickets to the sidemen charity match, can’t believe i won the giveaway🫶🏻

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@Yazabel_x wow that would be ideal, as i forgot to press comfirm purchase when they were released lol so i missed out😬🫣

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@AXS_UK can you give me any updates on the justin bieber tour please? they have disappeared off the app?

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@TicketmasterCS aitch alexsandra palace

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@TicketmasterCS hey does the named cardholder have to attend the event?

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

when you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month

[lia ౨ৎ @lleiyuh]

when they make hot chocolate with water 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Lilli James @lillijamess]

You stop texting people and asking them to go out and meet up and you never hear them or see them again

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@jack_kirby96 was just asking anything in particular sweetie

[amy @amykirbyyy]

@jack_kirby96 what u moaning about

[peach @peachlux_]

mad that you’re *allowed* a few days off from your job per year (thank you, thank you) and even then you pick the days that suit you and they can just?? say no?? do you ever think about how we live in hell

[Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 @KourtneyannK]

A mood

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my year 1 classes 'What makes you happy?'
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

I don’t care how busy you claim to be, if you can read a message, you can reply to it

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot