Amylou_27

she/they
I don't know what I'm doing

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@lulibunnies Oh gosh please stay safe, and don't take offers of more than 100 dabloons, as those are likely counterfeit and causing inflation.

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

Tiktok really is wild sometimes. Last night, I had never heard of a dabloon.

Now, I have learned about an entire economy and have a google form and spreadsheet to accurately track my dabloons.

Anyway, 4 dabloons for any weary travers out there. Stay safe.

#dabloons

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

Larry 😳

[Larry the Cucumber @Exvie_Diaries]

I mean, sometimes I'm in them when the batteries run out, so...
🥒💦

#larrythecuke

[Larry the Cucumber @Exvie_Diaries]

Twitter is going down before I even got pickled cause I promised I'd wait till marriage. 😭 #TwitterDown

[Larry the Cucumber @Exvie_Diaries]

Got any cukes? 🥒💦🥴

#thirsttrap #larrythecucumber

[Larry the Cucumber @Exvie_Diaries]

Did someone ask for a thirst trap? 💦🥒

#larrythecuke #larrythecucumber #queerveggietales #athiest #deconstruction #exvangelical

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

I did it. I made veggietales queer. Larry the Cuke makes his debut.

#queerveggietales #larrythecuke #exvangelical #deconstruction

[Larry the Cucumber @Exvie_Diaries]

@elonmusk I feel like you're discriminating against trans vegetables who no longer identify as fruit (Apple).

I, Larry the Cucumber, would like to be verified, but #twitterblue is not available to vegetables (Androids) yet.

#veggietales #theofficialveggies #larrythecucumber

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@jonsteingard @RandalRauser I think it's neither bc both were traumatizing to a youth who grew up in purity culture.

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

Do you think Jesus would support capitalism?

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@jessmillertn This was the official language. Not confusing. Stating what it was, and what it would be replaced with if passed.

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

20% of voters in Tennessee are openly racist for voting against removing slavery from the TN state constitution.

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@timkellernyc Imagine that. An old white man uplifting other old (or dead) white men's work. And all to say "we're right" from our very limited worldview. 😂

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@timkellernyc 1. This is literally all evangelism.

2. All evangelism is bad.

#exvangelical

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

I bet I can tell you whether you were born before or after 2000 with your answer to this:

What is your first thought when you hear the name Jack Antonoff?

#jackantonoff @jackantonoff

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@timkellernyc Is this better?

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

And the problem is, we'll be expected to go on with a business as usual attitude tomorrow. This is not okay.

Women will continue to die.

Public education will continue to crumble.

And old white men will still be making all the decisions.

#fuckbilllee #fuckthepatriarchy

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@SpectralSamurai Nah, I don't cross picket lines. Guess it's a good thing I already have a partner anyway 🤙🏼

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

Fuck you Bill Lee. 🖕🏼

And all y'all who voted for the very person taking away your rights. Tennessee deserves better.

#fuckbilllee #tngovenor #losingfaithinhumanity

[Amylou_27 @Amylou_27]

@jcyoung615 We're all gonna be dealing with the repercussions of your actions, actually. Especially women and the education system.

But I see it's fine for you since you probably can't attract any women anyway. 🤙🏻