Amy Been Bennett

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

Thanks for coming and exploring math modeling with us, @professorteds !!

[Theodore Chao 趙伯立 (he/him/his) @professorteds]

Love these community based math tasks on Paper Flowers based around the expertise of mothers in Arizona and @MartaCivil and Amy Bennett. #communityfundsofknowledge #PMENA19

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

@hgokie I thought the same thing today!

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

this tweet + comments is why I’m still on twitter

[grain. death? @grain_death]

earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

Hey #SteubieWest can you help me wish Sophia a Happy Sweet 16 on Sunday? @LifeTeen 🥳

[Adam Beam @adambeam]

My 4-year-old son: “Do boys play soccer?”

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Invention of Tennis]

"...and you just try to hit it back to me"

Wow, that's really simple

"Yeah, I wanted it to be very straightforward"

For sure that's the best part about it

"Uncomplicated, you know what I mean?"

Exactly! No weird stuff

"Yeah"

So how do you keep score?

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

Congrats on your PhD in math, my dear friend Yan Dai!!! 🥳💜 #cosgrads2019

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

every man I know: weather-beaten, a ranger from the north, wrapped in a mysterious hooded cloak, tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits

every woman I know: beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the earth

[Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton]

Haunting

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Emilio Reyes @emiliotongva]

That feeling of Notre Dame burning down is the same feeling Natives feel since 1492. That is 526 years; 365 days a year, 24/7.

WE’RE STILL BEGGING TO PROTECT OUR SACRED SITES.

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

@MichelleLippoli I have had a surface pro 3 for two years and I love it. It’s my only tablet/computer type device :)

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

ECO-FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVES TO CARS:

• trains
• cat bus
• hot-air balloons
• rooftop dancing
• banging together two empty coconut halves
• blowing a tin whistle and summoning a tornado
• being carried in a net by swans to a land across the sea

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Did You Know: A group of two or more white men is called “a podcast” 💫🐬

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

fewer young people are getting married because women are looking for someone with hobbies (fencing), a steady job (Dread Pirate Roberts) and unique skills (an immunity to iocaine powder).

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

Brb, crying 😭 #thanksAndy

[#AusOpen @AustralianOpen]

An amazing tennis player.

But an even better person.

Thank you, @andy_murray 👏

#AusOpen

[Amy Been Bennett @amylynnbeen]

@joynessthebrave Literally watched 2 extended LOTR movies this weekend to manage my stress 😆

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Once again, false. Neither homosexuality (nor celibacy) causes abuse. Most sexual abuse occurs in families, and no one says that heterosexuality (or marriage) causes abuse. These misinformed statements lead not to solutions, but only to more homophobia. https://t.co/8PaMjslyLe