Amy Maskell

Senior beauty comms manager ✨

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

My cat LITERALLY hates me and hugs and happiness

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

emily in paris

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

Eden Project 💚🌱

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

@SkyNews There was no change in route, please ensure facts are correct before reporting.

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

Proud to have been a part of this today.

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

There's a big, very peaceful and socially distanced Black Lives Matter protest taking place now on the Brighton sea front.

[Peppa Pig ➐ @peppappig]

Peppa is now listening to “fuck the police” by N.W.A

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to hydroxychloroquine

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

The raccoons are returning to the libraries. Nature is healing.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

To those who now have 28 packages of pasta. To those who are searching the black market for hand sanitizer & walk around with face mask. And to those who are planning to flee with their kids out of a Corona infected area:
Never again look down on people who flee from war & famine

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

Legit

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

WOMEN

are +51% of the population
but +70% of the poor
and +83% of single parents
doing +66% of the work
producing +50% of the food
but earn just +11% of the pay
and only +1% of the land

In case you wondered why we still need feminism!
#InternationalWomensDay #IWD2020

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

Jim's side of the table vs my side

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

What a week 💙

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

NEW NEIGHBOR: Meghan who?
MEGHAN [after a long look into the distance]: Meghan Skywalker

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

At work. Having cheese withdrawal.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Currently having this chat up to twenty times a day:

“Ready for Christmas then?”
“Yeah, just about. You?”
“Few bits and bobs left to do but getting there”
“Well have a good one if I don’t see you before”

[Amy Maskell @amymaskell]

🖤