It’s kinda wild. The more I listen to #COWBOYCARTER the less and less it feels like 27 songs. And I can’t just start from the middle. It’s a musical journey that I have to start from the beginning to end
Ohhhhh you’re not going to watch the most popular film of the year? Should we throw a party? should we invite christopher nolan? https://t.co/rsrKt2xNeB
august already?? september is practically next week. time to pick out a halloween costume and start your christmas shopping.
happy new year, everybody.
The Facebook Mums REALLY gave the win to a man who said he isn’t attracted to Jess 18228483 times like what atrocity is this?? Fiat 500 you will CRUMBLE.
#LoveIsland
they will fill your head with deceptions, poison your ears with their silver tongues as they wail ‘ASPARTAME IS CARCINOGENIC’ - but the real cancer is in the soul of she who can’t enjoy a little diet coke. the cancer of joy’s absence & whimsy-void….
why is not one london salad outlet doing those outrageously large kardashian-esque takeaway salad bowls? why are we living in the dark ages of salad consumption